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Maybe I’m just being a skeptic, but something is a little bit off about these ID cards — I’m looking at you, Mike Litoris. Now Batman Bin Supraman, that guy just has the best/nerdiest parents in the world. 

Finish reading Something Seems A Bit Off With These ID Cards

Kim Jong Un vs. Kim Jong Il (Part 2)

Kim Jong Un visits Tokyo Disneyland to find the man behind the mouse.

Watch A Man Destroy His Stomach Drinking A Gallon Of Hot Sauce

We’ve all got different likes and interests, it’s what makes us unique. For instance, I enjoy a nice cigar from time to time and this man who calls himself the L.A. Beast enjoys forcing a gallon of hot sauce down his throat. 

Walnut Headbutting Is A Sport And This Man Is The Idiot Champion

Did anybody else know that walnut headbutting was a sport or am I the only person who is just finding out about this boneheaded (eh, eh, pretty clever) activity? 

The sport’s premiere athlete idiot, Mohammad Rashid literally crushed the old record of 44 smashed walnuts at the at the Punjab Youth Festival in Lahore, Pakistan. 

Congrats, Mr. Rashid, may the cheers of victory be sweeter than the sounds the pounding jackhammers that will surely ring in your head for a long, long time. 

(Source: youtube.com)

It’s like Bad Grandpa in real life.

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Somebody Took A Mormon Anti-Masturbation Video And Set It To 50 Cent. And It Works.

I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up. 

First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)

Second, Mr. Stormeh dubbed 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” over the anti-masturbation video and what we have is your new go-to dance for any social event from here on out. Watch the video

Hey Dude, I think your beard is on backwards.

Hey Dude, I think your beard is on backwards.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme Showing Off, Again! »

Some art can be hard to swallow.

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My Life Toy is Really, Really Depressing
Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!

My Life Toy is Really, Really Depressing

Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!

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K-Mart Should Have Thought This Sign Through…

K-Mart Should Have Thought This Sign Through…

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Puppy Gets an Exorcism AND a Grooming
Who’s the cutest little demon? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

Puppy Gets an Exorcism AND a Grooming

Who’s the cutest little demon? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

(Source: reddit.com)

10 Ridiculously Expensive Shitty Pieces of Art You Can Buy RIGHT NOW »
Blop Blop Blop Blop Bat
Roughly translates to “HEY GIANT RELEASE ME FROM YOUR CLUTCHES” in Bat. 

Blop Blop Blop Blop Bat

Roughly translates to “HEY GIANT RELEASE ME FROM YOUR CLUTCHES” in Bat. 

(Source: cheezburger.com)

The 6 Worst Things To Say To Someone Who Is On Fire »