Kim Jong Un visits Tokyo Disneyland to find the man behind the mouse.
We’ve all got different likes and interests, it’s what makes us unique. For instance, I enjoy a nice cigar from time to time and this man who calls himself the L.A. Beast enjoys forcing a gallon of hot sauce down his throat.
Did anybody else know that walnut headbutting was a sport or am I the only person who is just finding out about this boneheaded (eh, eh, pretty clever) activity?
The sport’s premiere athlete idiot, Mohammad Rashid literally crushed the old record of 44 smashed walnuts at the at the Punjab Youth Festival in Lahore, Pakistan.
Congrats, Mr. Rashid, may the cheers of victory be sweeter than the sounds the pounding jackhammers that will surely ring in your head for a long, long time.
It’s like Bad Grandpa in real life.
I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up.
First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)
Hey Dude, I think your beard is on backwards.
Some art can be hard to swallow.
Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!
K-Mart Should Have Thought This Sign Through…
Who’s the cutest little demon? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!
Roughly translates to “HEY GIANT RELEASE ME FROM YOUR CLUTCHES” in Bat.