So furry. So creepy.
Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.
Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood.
Oh Hell N(e)o.
Oh My, Looks Like There’s Been a Glitch in the Matrix: People That Are Copies of Each Other [Click to view full gallery]
Generally, the point of stock photos is to depict a wide variety of generic situations that will then be licensed by publishers to illustrate their articles. CollegeHumor uses stock photos all the time, and we’ve found a good deal of weird stuff before, but when I was searching for “middle-aged man crying” (as one has frequent cause to do), what I found was so much more than a middle-aged man crying. It was the stock photo journey of a lifetime.
In the first page of results for “middle-aged man crying,” was this gem:
Obviously, I abandoned my previous search goal, because life had provided me with a new purpose: look at every single photo that model had ever posed for because boy, oh boy, there were a lot.
I’ll answer your first question right away. Yes, there is a close up of his presumably naked crotch being covered by two weird wicker slipper things:
Clearly, these are completely fucking weird, but, you know, maybe there was a perfectly logical reason for this photoshoot and the model was only ever in normal photos after that.
Continue the journey with us and finish reading This Is the Absolute Weirdest Series of Stock Photos Ever
Well, These 10 Sets of Instructions Aren’t Making Any Sense [Click for full gallery]
So…I should do that thing that isn’t prohibited?
The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window.
To help make Man’s Own dressing of course.
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.