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Guy Gives the Finger With Monkey
"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."

Guy Gives the Finger With Monkey

"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."

I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend.

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The Best Tourist Attraction on the East Coast

It literally rocks.

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HARDLY WORKING: Phantom Misses Sarah (Part 1)

The Phantom feels the pain of loneliness, or possibly the burns and sores that cover his body.

Win a Dream Holiday Newspaper Fail

Technically, nightmares are dreams too.

Win a Dream Holiday Newspaper Fail
Technically, nightmares are dreams too.

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Just A Beautiful Vacation Video 

A vacation video that really captures what that trip was probably about.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Vacation Hangover
Cause: Thinking your life might improve by going someplace different while letting things at home continue to get worse.
Symptoms: Sunburn, jet lag, forced accent that might be interpreted as slurred speech.
Cures: Anything that isn’t going in on a timeshare.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Vacation Hangover

Cause: Thinking your life might improve by going someplace different while letting things at home continue to get worse.

Symptoms: Sunburn, jet lag, forced accent that might be interpreted as slurred speech.

Cures: Anything that isn’t going in on a timeshare.

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Fischer Family Vacation

The scary part is that these aren’t his kids.

(Source: College Humor)

"Win a Dream Holiday" Newspaper Fail
To be fair, nightmares are dreams, too.

"Win a Dream Holiday" Newspaper Fail

To be fair, nightmares are dreams, too.

(Source: College Humor)

Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward

Nudity Is Required In All Pools

This family trip is about to get awkward

(Source: College Humor)

jakeandamir:

Break

How I spent my winter vacation.

(Source: College Humor, via jakeandamir)

Roommate Confessions: November 21, 2011

My dad told me that when he went to college, there was a girl who was a real jerk and a snob to all of the people in the dorm. So when she went off for Christmas vacation, my dad and his friends caught a wild duck, and snuck into her room through the window. They left the duck there along with 2 loaves of bread (so the duck wouldn’t starve). When she came back, her room was covered in duck poo.

[Read more of this week’s best confessions]

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