Are you looking to travel, but hate reading all those irritating “travel tips” that take a lot of “effort” to make sure you “enjoy your vacation?” Screw ‘em! Here’s a list of 10 Way Easier Travel Tips for the discerning but lazy traveler (aka, all of us):
READ 5 MORE Lazy But Effective Travel Tips
Are you afraid of the light?
Seven Goals You Didn’t Accomplish This Summer [Click for last 4]
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I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year.
The 7 Assh*les You’ll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]
SPRING BREAK! It’s for parties, drinking, and remembering that the world is full of people who suck. Here are a few you’ll meet. WOO!
TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]
Know before you go.
"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."
“I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend.”
What I Learned on my Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney [Click to continue reading]