Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests

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I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous

I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S. 

In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

The 7 Assh*les You’ll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]

SPRING BREAK! It’s for parties, drinking, and remembering that the world is full of people who suck. Here are a few you’ll meet. WOO! 

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]

Know before you go.

F***in’ Cruise Ship

You should hear what he says on a private jet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Shark Photobombs Tourist

“Dude, you’re blocking the stingray.”

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Gives the Finger With Monkey

“I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera.”

The Best Tourist Attraction on the East Coast

It literally rocks.

(Source: fatawesome.com)

What I Learned on my Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney [Click to continue reading]

The Things You Hear on Vacation [Click to continue reading]

The Things You Hear on Vacation [Click to continue reading]

HARDLY WORKING: Phantom Misses Sarah (Part 1)

The Phantom feels the pain of loneliness, or possibly the burns and sores that cover his body.

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