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Are you looking to travel, but hate reading all those irritating “travel tips” that take a lot of “effort” to make sure you “enjoy your vacation?” Screw ‘em! Here’s a list of 10 Way Easier Travel Tips for the discerning but lazy traveler (aka, all of us):

READ 5 MORE Lazy But Effective Travel Tips

Jake and Amir: Lights Out

Are you afraid of the light?

Seven Goals You Didn’t Accomplish This Summer [Click for last 4]

Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests
If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 
I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.- Anonymous
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.- Anonymous
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.- D.S. 
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests

If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 

I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous

I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S. 

In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

The 7 Assh*les You’ll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]

SPRING BREAK! It’s for parties, drinking, and remembering that the world is full of people who suck. Here are a few you’ll meet. WOO! 

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]
Know before you go.

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]

Know before you go.

F***in’ Cruise Ship

You should hear what he says on a private jet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Travel Posters for Lazy People [Click for the rest of them]

Shark Photobombs Tourist
"Dude, you’re blocking the stingray.”

Shark Photobombs Tourist

"Dude, you’re blocking the stingray.”

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Gives the Finger With Monkey
"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."

Guy Gives the Finger With Monkey

"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."

I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend.

The Best Tourist Attraction on the East Coast

It literally rocks.

(Source: fatawesome.com)

What I Learned on my Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney [Click to continue reading]

What I Learned on my Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney [Click to continue reading]