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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. TUNA - Tuna is great, right? It’s low-calorie, high-protein, and Jessica Simpson calls it chicken. What’s not to like? 
Clearly you’re fucking insane. It smells worse than gym socks, under-the-cover farts, and Play-it-Again-Sports. If you’ve got a roommate that nukes this stuff your place is going to become a permanent hell hole that no one will want to step into. Good luck getting laid until you move out.
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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. TUNA - Tuna is great, right? It’s low-calorie, high-protein, and Jessica Simpson calls it chicken. What’s not to like? 

Clearly you’re fucking insane. It smells worse than gym socks, under-the-cover farts, and Play-it-Again-Sports. If you’ve got a roommate that nukes this stuff your place is going to become a permanent hell hole that no one will want to step into. Good luck getting laid until you move out.

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Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

"They…they called it a Masters in Fine Arts."

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College Basketball Team Poses with Star Measuring Stick
He played in Europe after graduating, but never adjusted to the different style of play or metric system.

College Basketball Team Poses with Star Measuring Stick

He played in Europe after graduating, but never adjusted to the different style of play or metric system.

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If College Classes Taught Things Actually Useful For College

Sociology

  • Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
  • Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
  • When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.

Modern Warfare

  • “Hold me back bro!” How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren’t holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
  • “Yeah? Come at me bro!” Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
  • The game Modern Warfare.
Ethnic Studies
  • Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren’t returning your texts.
  • Being Canadian and why that doesn’t means you’re ethnic, Dwayne.
  • Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.

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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
Now with 100% more anxious crying in the library!
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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night

Now with 100% more anxious crying in the library!

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Guide to Your Campus Bus Routes
(click to see more available routes)

Guide to Your Campus Bus Routes

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Guide to Your Campus Bus Routes
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Guide to Your Campus Bus Routes

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If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

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If College Was A Zoo (Click for more)

If College Was A Zoo (Click for more)

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More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List 
(Check out more of Dan’s creations at BetterBookTitles.com)

More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List

(Check out more of Dan’s creations at BetterBookTitles.com)

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Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

Glitter Cup Prank

It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

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Dorm Desks Lofted
There’s so much room for activities!

Dorm Desks Lofted

There’s so much room for activities!

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More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List 
(Check out more of Dan’s creations at BetterBookTitles.com)

More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List

(Check out more of Dan’s creations at BetterBookTitles.com)

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Communications Department Filled with Kegs
Sometimes you need a little little courage to communicate better.

Communications Department Filled with Kegs

Sometimes you need a little little courage to communicate better.

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