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Finals Week Breakdown

Wanna just procrastinate tomorrow?

Finals Week Breakdown

Click to FINISH: 7 Things You HAVE To Do Before Graduating College

Like all good things, eventually your time at College must come to an end, which is why we’ve compiled this helpful list of things you and your fellow seniors DEFINITELY need to do to before graduating. Time to go out with a bang!

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Click to finish: Flowchart: Are You Actually Going to Study for Finals?

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Dear Guy Eating Chips,

Sure. Have a coffee, a sandwich, a pop-tart, I don’t care, but Sun Chips? I don’t think you could have found anything worse to eat in a library, and it definitely doesn’t help that you chew like a fucking wood chipper. What flavor are they? I’d be pretty stoked if you just downed an entire bag of Sour Cream & Poison. I’m not sure exactly what Sun Chips bags are made of, but it’s no secret that they’re louder than an EDM concert. Plus, the chips themselves are fucking noisy. Don’t eat that shit in the library.


Dear Couple in the Corner,

It’s cute that you want to help each other study, but this isn’t the place to be sucking face. Most people are here to study or read a fucking book (a fucking book not a fucking-book. Put down The Kama Sutra). Not only that, but if you’re going to start yelling “Who the fuck is Kristen?” at your boyfriend whenever his phone goes off, try doing it at home or in the KFC bathroom where he got you pregnant. That way you won’t disturb others, and I’m sure the fact that you scream at him in public is probably one of the reasons he’s cheating on you in the first place. While you’re fighting though, could you tell your asshole of a boyfriend to put his phone on silent? Thanks. Speaking of which…


 

Dear Guy with the iPhone,

Not only do you have your phone on loud, but you actually have the “click” noise turned on for texting. Only douchebags have that sound on. We get it man, you have an iPhone. Congratulations, now put it on silent. Yes, silent. Not vibrate. I don’t appreciate the table subtly shaking every forty-five seconds because you’ve got some conversation important enough to interrupt your studies, but not so important that you’d actually leave. Honesty, why do you keep putting it back down? You might as well just keep the fucking thing in your hand. I asked somebody to watch my computer while I “went to the washroom” just so I could do a walk-by and see how much work you’ve done tonight. All that was on your screen was this.

Click to finish: Open Letter to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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Click for the rest: 15 Phrases You’ll Hear During Finals Week, And What They Really Mean

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Click to finish: How To Dress For Important College Events

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Shut up and take my money!

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Georgia Tech’s Nick Selby Just Delivered the Greatest Welcome Speech to Incoming Freshmen

He’s an engineer of dreams.

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Harshest College Rejections [Click for more]
Quendelton doesn’t have time to tell you why you’re not worth their time.

Harshest College Rejections [Click for more]

Quendelton doesn’t have time to tell you why you’re not worth their time.

University of Penis?
My brother got a good one on me…

University of Penis?

My brother got a good one on me…

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Leaving Class in Style

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POV: Failing a Test - From the CollegeHumor Vault

In honor of Finals, here’s a video that’s all the fun of getting an “F” without any of that boring studying crap.

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Student Asking for Notes Learns He Missed Final
Warning: this image will give students nightmares.

Student Asking for Notes Learns He Missed Final

Warning: this image will give students nightmares.

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