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Employee Manuals…Probably

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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Big Cats Love Boxes, Too!

Wasn’t there a UPS guy with these boxes?

I now work at a company that makes and sells piercings as the shipper, which usually means I’m the last person to touch the jewelry before the UPS guy and the customers themselves. Part of that duty also requires me to call shops that are paying with check or money order (CODs). One of our major COD clients is called Precious Slut. I accidentally dialed the wrong number, I saw it, but before I could hang up, an old woman answered. Even though I knew it was a wrong number, I still asked, “this isn’t Precious Slut is it?” The lady responded, ‘WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT!” And she hung up.

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Don’t say I never did anything for you, America!
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(I didn’t really do anything. Sounds like they were going to get rid of them anyway. I’m sorry everyone.)

streeter:

Don’t say I never did anything for you, America!

See the video that CHANGED THE WORLD

(I didn’t really do anything. Sounds like they were going to get rid of them anyway. I’m sorry everyone.)