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20 Unicorn Facts That Will Melt Your Nipples Off
1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse.
2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard.
3. Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns.
4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked)
5. Unicorns are born with both male and female genitalia.
6. A unicorn will mate for life. But just as friends.
7. Unicorns still live in segregated neighborhoods. It’s sad, but true.
8. To film the unicorn-related scene in “Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone”, they spent six years tracking down the perfect unicorn.
9. And six seconds killing it.
10. A unicorn without testicles is called a “eunuchorn.”

11. In 2009, “Darnell” surpassed “Sugarlumps” as the most popular name for unicorns.
12. During courtship, the female unicorn is always, always, the one who sues for half his stuff.
13. When migrating south for the winter, most unicorns go to Kenya.
14. The name “unicorn” is actually TOO ironic. If you feed a unicorn actual corn, it will die a terribly painful death.
15. Much like horses are processed to make glue, unicorns are processed to make super glue. If you think about it, it makes so much sense.
16. In their spare time, unicorns really like to curse, play online poker, and smoke cigars while on a motorcycle.
17. Muffinhumps, the world’s oldest unicorn, was actually a bit of an asshole.
18. Number 12 contradicts number 5, but nobody will notice as most unicorns have serious dyslexia.
19. Most unicorns don’t have dreadlocks.
20. The blood of a unicorn cures Hepatitus C, but totally makes your nipples fall off.

20 Unicorn Facts That Will Melt Your Nipples Off

1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse.

2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard.

3. Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns.

4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked)

5. Unicorns are born with both male and female genitalia.

6. A unicorn will mate for life. But just as friends.

7. Unicorns still live in segregated neighborhoods. It’s sad, but true.

8. To film the unicorn-related scene in “Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone”, they spent six years tracking down the perfect unicorn.

9. And six seconds killing it.

10. A unicorn without testicles is called a “eunuchorn.”

11. In 2009, “Darnell” surpassed “Sugarlumps” as the most popular name for unicorns.

12. During courtship, the female unicorn is always, always, the one who sues for half his stuff.

13. When migrating south for the winter, most unicorns go to Kenya.

14. The name “unicorn” is actually TOO ironic. If you feed a unicorn actual corn, it will die a terribly painful death.

15. Much like horses are processed to make glue, unicorns are processed to make super glue. If you think about it, it makes so much sense.

16. In their spare time, unicorns really like to curse, play online poker, and smoke cigars while on a motorcycle.

17. Muffinhumps, the world’s oldest unicorn, was actually a bit of an asshole.

18. Number 12 contradicts number 5, but nobody will notice as most unicorns have serious dyslexia.

19. Most unicorns don’t have dreadlocks.

20. The blood of a unicorn cures Hepatitus C, but totally makes your nipples fall off.

When Little Girls Pick Their Team Name, Magic Happens

When Little Girls Pick Their Team Name, Magic Happens

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Lost Unicorn
But if you for real find it, that’d be great.

Lost Unicorn

But if you for real find it, that’d be great.

(Source: reddit.com)

This Guy Deserves a Raise


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This Guy Deserves a Raise

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Turn Your Cat into a Unicorn
Cats love it, but hate you.

Turn Your Cat into a Unicorn

Cats love it, but hate you.

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Horse with Traffic Cone on Head Dreams of Being Unicorn
It’s a unicone.
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Horse with Traffic Cone on Head Dreams of Being Unicorn

It’s a unicone.

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The Stupidest Customized Bikes
A whole gallery of people looking sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for fools.

The Stupidest Customized Bikes

A whole gallery of people looking sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for fools.

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Head Tattoo of Unicorn and Dolphin


"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"
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"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"

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