Twidiots: “Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?” No, You Do Not.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Ah, racial sensitivity. This country’s come a long way with it, but it still has a ways to go. Our friends on Twitter might be a good place to start. 

Also see: Is it just me, or do I look like Britney Spears? (No)

The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts

There’s nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here’s a few of our favorites.

All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

These tweets are a couple steps away from taking away lunch money.  

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The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts [Click for all]

There’s weird, and there’s Tumblr weird.

How to Tweet Like an NBA Player [Click for more]

If you can’t play like them, you can at least tweet like them.

No Offense, But…

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. We promise you they get worse. 

Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites [Click for all]

Twitter — Tweet Timeout

This would almost make Twitter bearable. 

Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites [Click for more]

Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

Just a suggestion Tumblr. Please don’t hurt us. 

Super Bowl Commercial Hashtags: Where Are They Now?

During the Super Bowl this past February, nearly every major commercial featured a prominent, unique hashtag to help “engage social media consumers” and “build virtual brand impressions” and all the other important things that normal humans who speak in normal ways say. As an avid Twittist myself, I know we all instantly rushed to Twitter to use these unique hashtags CONSTANTLY right after seeing the ads, but what happens to these hashtags months after the multi-million dollar Super Bowl commercials have aired? Uncover the full story here.

37 Reasons Teens on the Internet Are Absolutely the Worst

Teenagers are seriously the worst. I mean, just terrible. It’s okay, everyone has to go through their blunder years. But seriously you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your country. Here’s 38 reasons why.

Twidiots: The Boston Bombers Were from Where?! [Click for more]

Beliebers Haven’t Heard of Anne Frank 

How does Selena Gomez feel about this?

Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? [Click for full graph]

Sharing is caring but spamming is damning. 

Ringo Starr is Just Hanging Out With His Little Friend

He got high with a little help from that friend, apparently.