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I always knew that The Breakfast Club was missing a certain something, I just didn’t know it was Judd Nelson asking Bane if he still had his V-card. 

Pistolshrimps has thrown Batman and his nemesis Bane into other movies and 10 Things I Hate About You is that much better because of it. 

Finish reading Famous Movies and Their Hilarious Porno Equivalent

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Twilight is Still Not Worth It
Even if you paid me I still would have to contemplate watching it.

Twilight is Still Not Worth It

Even if you paid me I still would have to contemplate watching it.

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Rough Love: Zebras Don’t Have Spots, Babe
I showed my girlfriend a picture of a caterpillar, and commented on its ugly coloration, black with yellow spots. She replied “Ugh, I hate animals with spots… Except for zebras!” She’s a law student.- Anonymous
My boyfriend has forced me to go see every twilight movie so far, he cant wait for the next one. he honestly cant see how terrible they are, and it is torture watch them T.T i now know the pain of every guy unfortunate enough to have a girlfriend who likes twilight.- Anonymous
One night while fooling around with my boyfriend, I was sitting naked on top of him giving him a hand job and he told me to talk dirty to him. As I was talking the dirtiest I could, I farted… on top of him…- Anonymous
Send us your dirtiest, smelliest rough love submissions. Send the stank straight to our Tumblr inbox.

Rough Love: Zebras Don’t Have Spots, Babe

I showed my girlfriend a picture of a caterpillar, and commented on its ugly coloration, black with yellow spots. She replied “Ugh, I hate animals with spots… Except for zebras!” She’s a law student.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend has forced me to go see every twilight movie so far, he cant wait for the next one. he honestly cant see how terrible they are, and it is torture watch them T.T i now know the pain of every guy unfortunate enough to have a girlfriend who likes twilight.
- Anonymous

One night while fooling around with my boyfriend, I was sitting naked on top of him giving him a hand job and he told me to talk dirty to him. As I was talking the dirtiest I could, I farted… on top of him…
- Anonymous

Send us your dirtiest, smelliest rough love submissions. Send the stank straight to our Tumblr inbox.

The Most Horrifying Images of Nicolas Cage (That Are Totally Real)
His acting unites cultures and defines a generation. This man actually becomes his work. See his full body of work here & below.

The Most Horrifying Images of Nicolas Cage (That Are Totally Real)

His acting unites cultures and defines a generation. This man actually becomes his work. See his full body of work here & below.

Everything Wrong With Twilight In 6 Minutes Or Less

Vampires suck, who knew.

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Honest Twilight

Honest Twilight

Bad Lip Reading: More Twilight

It’s all about hair spray, soul food, back shaving, and Christmas presents.

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

With today’s release of Breaking Dawn Part II, we thought you’d like to see an inside look behind-the-scenes of the last installment.

Everyone was a total professional on set….well, almost everyone.

The Troll Breaks Down Breaking Dawn [Click to continue reading]

The Troll Breaks Down Breaking Dawn [Click to continue reading]

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display
Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display

Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

Sorry, what was the line?”

 "You're not safe here, Bella."
 " Right, what did I say?
"You looked straight into the camera with dead eyes and said "Rupert Sanders, I will lawnmower your balls."

Kristen Stewart’s Salary Breakdown [Click to continue reading]
Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here’s the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:

Kristen Stewart’s Salary Breakdown [Click to continue reading]

Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here’s the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

One Direction’s Song For Grown-Up Teenage Girls

"Time to come clean. Know what I mean. You have the musical taste of a tween."

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