Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

These tweets are a couple steps away from taking away lunch money.  

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Twitter — Tweet Timeout

This would almost make Twitter bearable. 

Every Twitter Trend Ever

It’s the new circle of life. 

I’m Not Homophobic, But… [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

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An Extra Helping of Videos

Silence of the Anime - I ate his liver with some fava beans and some nice pocky.

Conversations with a Twitter Feed: @SamuelLJackson - I have had it with these mothaf*ckin tweets on this mothaf*ckin account.

Evil Picard Plays His Flute - Live long and practice every day.

Japan These Days - Having high blood-pressure saved their life!

The Evolution Of A Hashtag [Click for more]

Damn you, Pseudo Celebrity!

Prank News Network: Here to prove people will believe anything they hear if you phrase it like a question and are holding a microphone.

• University of Texas accepts tweets as applications
• Beyonce cast as new Harry Potter
• Delaware will be underwater by 2025

Twidiots Inquiry

Dear CollegeHumor, 

You recently posted an article featuring pulls from twitter in which people seem ornery and perplexed as to why the government wouldn’t simply print more money to solve our economic woes.  

Please tell me this was something your creative team made up and is not real.  The prospect of people being stupid enough to think that printing more money is a viable means of economic recovery deeply concerns me as a citizen of this country.  If people are smart enough to use new-age digital technology (ie, smart phones) to post their uneducated rants online yet lack the mental capacity to understand basic principles of economics, we are beyond fucked.

Sincerely, 

A man with waning hope for our future

TBT: Real Life Twitter

Dan takes his tweets to the streets.

Twidiots: Let’s Just Print More Money 

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. Continue

Justin Bieber Had a Great Birthday Weekend

Justin Bieber writes a 22 word short story.

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Andrew W.K. Chats with The New York Times’ Twitter Account

When it’s time to report the news, we will report the news hard.

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In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.