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IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]
Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.- George M. 
My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.- Annie M. 
If your grandma or grandpa is the cutest, dumbest person you know then submit your idiotech stories to our inbox. 

IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]

Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.
- George M. 

My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.
- Annie M. 

If your grandma or grandpa is the cutest, dumbest person you know then submit your idiotech stories to our inbox

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Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.
I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.- Allen H

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.

I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.
- Allen H


Out today! The stars of It’s Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, and Friday Night Lights team up for Coffee Town, CollegeHumor’s first original movie. Watch the trailer and rent it on iTunes now!

Out today! The stars of It’s Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, and Friday Night Lights team up for Coffee Town, CollegeHumor’s first original movie. Watch the trailer and rent it on iTunes now!

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Josh Groban joins the stars of It’s Always Sunny and Parks & Rec for the hilarious R-rated comedy Coffee Town. Out today! 
Watch the trailer and get it on demand everywhere. Rent it on iTunes now!

Josh Groban joins the stars of It’s Always Sunny and Parks & Rec for the hilarious R-rated comedy Coffee Town. Out today! 

Watch the trailer and get it on demand everywhere. Rent it on iTunes now!

(Source: itunes.apple.com)

IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]
My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.- A Ali 
I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.- Kalinka B
Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.- Max M 

IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]

My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.
- A Ali 

I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.
- Kalinka B

Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.
- Max M 

(Source: College Humor)

5 Thrilling Posters for your Boring Everyday Battles [Click for more rumbling]

Your life’s dilemmas duke it out to see which one is the FIRST first world problem.

The Greatest Actresses in Film History, Now with Exploding Heads - Disney Princesses [Click for more]

Want to see your favorite female movie characters with their heads blown off? There’s a Tumblr for that. Italian director Simone Rovellini just started unleashing videos that leave a pile of smoke and an empty neck stem where your favorite actress’ head would normally be.. and it’s quite satisfying. They’re all compiled (along with quick GIF‘d versions) at explodingactresses.tumblr.com.

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Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]
I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.- Anonymous
One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns- Anonymous
My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”- Anonymous
Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]

I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.
- Anonymous

One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns
- Anonymous

My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”
- Anonymous

Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Pizza Is My Girlfriend [Click for nail-biting ending]

So this is what true love feels like. 

Internet Services for Dead People [Click for more]

Valuable social media apps for the recently dead.