Just don’t look at yourself in the mirror. You’re a winner.
(Source: College Humor)
Getting back from the pizza place and discovering your Chicken Parmesan hero is really an Eggplant Parmesan hero is like lifting the veil and finding out that your beautiful, feminine bride is actually an eggplant disguising herself in incredibly delicious cheese.
Ya know that waist-level bargain bin of neither new nor classic DVDs at Walgreens? That’s what Netflix Instant is.
trust me on this one.