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1. WOOOHOOOOOOO! Road trip. Got your shades, got your playlist, got your snacks. Man, you feel like such a grown up. But not just any grownup — an interesting citizen of the world. Like, you bet you’ll write a cool memoir someday. Who knows what CrAzY adventures you and your best buds will get into on this trip?

2. Jesus, you did not realize renting a car would be this expensive. And that you’d have to drive the whole way because everyone else you’re going with doesn’t have the right insurance. But whatever. This is exactly the kind of thing you SHOULD be spending money on. LIVING.

3. Huh. Traffic already. Weird. Well, once you get on the highway it’ll start being fun.

4. Your friends have already run out of interesting things to talk about, so they turned on the radio, but it’s at that annoying volume that’s too loud to ignore and too quiet to really hear well, and for some reason you’re embarrassed to ask to turn it up. It must just be you. Are you hard of hearing now? Are you super old?

5. You kinda wish you were alone in the car so you could turn it way up and sing along badly. Definitely can’t do that with other people there. At least not this early in the trip.

6. The radio’s started getting more and more fuzzy, but it’s a good song so no one wants to be the one to change it. This is getting unbearable.

Finish reading How Your Awesome Road Trip Will Actually Go

Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Marriage Advice

Always the bridesmaid, never the Bill Murray.

Finish reading 5 Self-Help Pamphlets For Your Super Easy Life

Celebrate graduation with a day trip to Overwhelming Anxiety!

Finish reading If Your Mental States Had Travel Posters

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"

The Adventures of Jim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Un is back for a season 2, and this time he’s bringing with him his most trusty sidekick: basketball player Dennis Rodman.

6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad »

Are you looking to travel, but hate reading all those irritating “travel tips” that take a lot of “effort” to make sure you “enjoy your vacation?” Screw ‘em! Here’s a list of 10 Way Easier Travel Tips for the discerning but lazy traveler (aka, all of us):

READ 5 MORE Lazy But Effective Travel Tips

Excuse Me Miss, But It Appears Your Neck Pillow is a Butt
I like big, comfortable neck pillows and I cannot lie.

Excuse Me Miss, But It Appears Your Neck Pillow is a Butt

I like big, comfortable neck pillows and I cannot lie.

Someone Lost Their Sex Doll on a Plane
Sex dolls do not count in the mile high club.

Someone Lost Their Sex Doll on a Plane

Sex dolls do not count in the mile high club.

(Source: reddit.com)

Oakland Tourism Video

Come on out to the gem that is “The Detroit of the East Bay!”

(Source: youtube.com)

7 Surefire Ways To Get Your Lover Back [Click for more]

They’re all totally effective and not a bunch of unrealistic rom com tropes. Like Method #3: Stop Her From Getting On A Plane.

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]
If you don’t review it, who will?

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]

If you don’t review it, who will?

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]
Staying at other people’s houses is the worst, but you’re never allowed to say that. What if TripAdvisor let you? 

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]

Staying at other people’s houses is the worst, but you’re never allowed to say that. What if TripAdvisor let you? 

Queen’s Castle Guard Does Not Fuck Around

Don’t let the silly hats fool you.

(Source: youtube.com)