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The Greatest Toy in the Universe

I’ve never been so glad to be an adult, who can blow all his money on toys, even if his mom says “No.”

4-Year-Old Dinosaur Expert Debunks Triceratops Toy

She’s dino-sure.

(Source: College Humor)

Lego Brick
This Millenium Falcon I’m building is gonna take forever.

Lego Brick

This Millenium Falcon I’m building is gonna take forever.

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Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier

That’s not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch 

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Optimus Prime Plays With Truck
Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.

Optimus Prime Plays With Truck

Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.

(Source: College Humor)

World’s Largest Miniature Railway is Actually Awesome

Can you imagine if you were small enough to live in it? It’d be just like living in the real world.

FOUND: Inappropriate Toys
Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

FOUND: Inappropriate Toys

Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

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Dog Puppet Plays Fetch with Cute Little Kid 
I’ll bet that wasn’t even a real ball.

Dog Puppet Plays Fetch with Cute Little Kid

I’ll bet that wasn’t even a real ball.

(Source: College Humor)

Conan O’Brien Rubber Ducky
The real Andy Richter just stands in the corner in his tighty-whities watching you bathe.

Conan O’Brien Rubber Ducky

The real Andy Richter just stands in the corner in his tighty-whities watching you bathe.

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Nerf’s New Fall Line Up

Nerf’s New Fall Line Up

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RC Car Drives Across Lake

I guess Jesus took the wheel.

(Source: College Humor)