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Roommate Confessions: You Break My Snowboard, I Break You [Click for all]
Dearest Nik – remember our fun winter rooming together in that posh 2br/2ba apt? Well, I knew you were stealing my hard-earned cash out of my stashbox, using my make-up (thanks for the pink eye!), and throwing parties was I was working overnights and letting people sleep in my bed while I was gone for weekends. I also know you were the one who ‘took’ my ‘missing’ bank envelope with my $400 dollars I was going to buy a new snowboard bindings with. Just to let you know – I’m the one who broke out your tail light that night you were shitty drunk at the bar and got pulled over for it and ended up in jail, when you called, sobbing for me to come post your bail so you wouldn’t lose your job, I did have the $1500 bond, I just really didn’t feel like driving across town. Remember the many, many times you’d shut the dryer off and leave all my work clothes sopping wet, so I would be late for work? Well, I started peeing in your detergent, spitting in your foundation and letting my guy friends take your underwear. I also know you borrowed my $900 snowboard; it came back gouged the hell out of the bottom and sides, causing it to de-laminate and be ruined. Luckily for you, I WORKED AT THE SKIRESORT YOU WENT TO DUMBASS and I saw you with it that day, letting your tool boyfriend grind rails with it. Ever wonder what happened to your iPod, which I convinced you got stolen from your purse on one of your drinking binges? I pawned it. You still owe me…hm, around $1200, by the way bitch; and get a fucking job instead of stealing my money!- Anonymous 
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Roommate Confessions: You Break My Snowboard, I Break You [Click for all]

Dearest Nik – remember our fun winter rooming together in that posh 2br/2ba apt? Well, I knew you were stealing my hard-earned cash out of my stashbox, using my make-up (thanks for the pink eye!), and throwing parties was I was working overnights and letting people sleep in my bed while I was gone for weekends. I also know you were the one who ‘took’ my ‘missing’ bank envelope with my $400 dollars I was going to buy a new snowboard bindings with. Just to let you know – I’m the one who broke out your tail light that night you were shitty drunk at the bar and got pulled over for it and ended up in jail, when you called, sobbing for me to come post your bail so you wouldn’t lose your job, I did have the $1500 bond, I just really didn’t feel like driving across town. Remember the many, many times you’d shut the dryer off and leave all my work clothes sopping wet, so I would be late for work? Well, I started peeing in your detergent, spitting in your foundation and letting my guy friends take your underwear. I also know you borrowed my $900 snowboard; it came back gouged the hell out of the bottom and sides, causing it to de-laminate and be ruined. Luckily for you, I WORKED AT THE SKIRESORT YOU WENT TO DUMBASS and I saw you with it that day, letting your tool boyfriend grind rails with it. Ever wonder what happened to your iPod, which I convinced you got stolen from your purse on one of your drinking binges? I pawned it. You still owe me…hm, around $1200, by the way bitch; and get a fucking job instead of stealing my money!
- Anonymous 

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Don’t Leave Your Stuff at the Coffee Shop with This Guy
"Dude sitting next to me just bounced to the restroom and left his whole Apple suite straight splayed out on this reclaimed. Noice."
Guess the lesson here is to never trust strangers.
Craigslist

Don’t Leave Your Stuff at the Coffee Shop with This Guy

"Dude sitting next to me just bounced to the restroom and left his whole Apple suite straight splayed out on this reclaimed. Noice."

Guess the lesson here is to never trust strangers.

Craigslist

Watch My Stuff Prank

If you watch this, you are also complicit in theft and will be prosecuted as such. Just FYI.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Man Robbed Of Massive Porn Collection

This truly tragic tale reminds us that there’s material goods, and then there’s some things that just can’t be replaced. (Also - even if you have a comprehensive, valuable, professional-level porn collection, you still have to stash it in a nondescript dresser drawer? Interesting.)

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar

His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Troll [Click to continue reading]

The Troll [Click to continue reading]

Sad and Intense Warning to Shoplifters
Yikes, maybe that quirky fake mustache set isn’t worth the risk after all.

Sad and Intense Warning to Shoplifters

Yikes, maybe that quirky fake mustache set isn’t worth the risk after all.

(Source: reddit.com)

Police Station Toilet Stolen
Well, we might as well just state the facts on the gas station sign.

Police Station Toilet Stolen

Well, we might as well just state the facts on the gas station sign.

(Source: reddit.com)


Mayonnaise Theft



I’m always suspicious of people making large cole slaws.

I’m always suspicious of people making large cole slaws.

(Source: reddit.com)


Lady Falls for Duck Con


They’ve moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.

They’ve moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.

(Source: College Humor)

Smart Electronics Thief Evades Security Cameras

It’s only getting caught if you get caught

(Source: College Humor)

Office Winnie the Pooh Post-It
This is why you don’t hire addicts.

Office Winnie the Pooh Post-It

This is why you don’t hire addicts.

(Source: College Humor)

Jake & Amir - Suitcase

If you see something, steal something.

"I’m about to go Kangaroo Jack his roller backpack."

(Source: College Humor)

Hey Javon, you know how you smelled like shit all year and kept stealing from my wallet thinking I didn’t know? Well, last time you decided to fuck with me, I left my laptop’s webcam on and caught you on video stealing money from me. Enjoy getting arrested you dirty thieving bastard.

This week’s Roommate Confessions get real

(Source: College Humor)