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Just so you know the Every ‘Simpsons’ Ever Marathon Begins TODAY! 

Awful Good: Simpsons Characters 

Just so you know the Every ‘Simpsons’ Ever Marathon Begins TODAY! 

Mr. Burns wants to connect with you on Linkedin. Excellent.

Read 12 Fictional TV and Movie Characters With Linkedin Profiles

Sock or Hat (with the Hotwives of Orlando)

Everyone’s favorite 10-second game show is BACK!

Lawrence Splatt Will Fight for the Wrongfully Slimed »

We want this to be a real TV show. NOW.

Watch Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Now in the Pawn Shop Business

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It’s like real camp for indoor kids.

The official voting period ends Tuesday August 26, 2014 at 10:00AM so get your votes in now.

Nathan Fielder’s Instagrams are as Inappropriate as You’d Expect

Nathan Fielder can’t take an Instagram Instagram without it being ruined by porn.

If TV Shows Were Relationships

Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Minus the Kardashians »

Finish reading 10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week

Contestant On The Price Is Right Wears A Questionable Shirt

Contestant On The Price Is Right Wears A Questionable Shirt

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.
ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.
 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.
 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.
ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.

ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.

 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.

 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.

ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

QUIZ: Game of Thrones Scene or Creed Music Video?

QUIZ: Game of Thrones Scene or Creed Music Video?

This Man’s Real Name is Insane
It’s like a Grand Theft Auto character has come to life.

This Man’s Real Name is Insane

It’s like a Grand Theft Auto character has come to life.