Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Michael Bay Version [Click to watch]

Try to think of it as updating your childhood.

Is This a Terrible TMNT Cosplay or a Strange Fetish?

Either way, can someone check to make sure these people didn’t suffocate. 

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LIL TMNT Hits Dad in His Full Shells

Now he won’t have to share that costume with any younger siblings

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Teenage Mutant Honey Boo Boo

Cowa-WHAT?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Snow Mobile

For when there’s snow in the sewers.

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Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman

I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

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Win: Conference Call Ralph

“My 26 year old, fully employed cousin sent me this picture in an email with the subject ‘The outcome of one really long, really boring conference call’ and his boss found it when he asked for the call notes.” - Jack Collins

The Dang Dubstep Teenage Ninja Turtles

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more radical.

TMNT Child Protective Services

Mutant ninjas or not, they’re still under age.

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Stop-Motion Ninja Turtles Theme

The animation’s cool, but crude.

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A REAL American hero.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns

I’d recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.

(Source: College Humor)