Picking Up A Signal

Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um…”L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t”? 

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don’t have any passwords right now but if you…

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.  

Laptop: OK…sorry to bother you.  

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don’t have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don’t need one.  

Laptop: OK…how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don’t cost no money.  I’m priceless, sugar.  

Laptop: How do I know you’re for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I’ve been with half the laptops on this block.  I’m wide open, honey.  

Laptop:  I like what I’m hearing.  

Linksys: Tell me what you want to see.  I can show you anything, baby.  You want to get on me?

Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.  

Linksys: Get on me, big boy.  Get on me now.  

Laptop: I’m on you.  I’m on you and I want to see the Internet  

Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet?  I can show you the Internet.  I can show you the Internet all day long.  

Laptop: Mmmm.  Show me Google.

Linksys: Yeah?  You want to see Google?  Here’s Google for you, big boy.  

Laptop: You’re so good to me.  

Linksys: Mmm, I’m giving you so much data.  You want some more data?  I want to give you what you want.

Laptop: Oh yeah, baby.  Show me Facebook.  

Linksys: Anything you want, sugar.  I want to show it to you.  Mmm, I’m yours baby.  

Laptop: …Show me Facebook.

Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.  

Laptop: OK, then show it to me.  I’m still seeing Google.  

Linksys:  Baby, I’m gonna show you Facebook so soon.  I’ll show you whatever you want to see.  

Laptop: …

Linksys: …

Laptop: Show me Facebook!

Linksys: Not right now, baby.  I’m feeling faint.  

Laptop: What happened to ‘I’ll show you everything,’ huh?  I thought we had something!

Linksys: We did, sugar.  We did. 

Laptop: No!  Where are you going?  NO!

Linksys: You knew this couldn’t last forever.  Come see me again sometime, big boy.  

Laptop: NO!!!!!!

Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.  
…

NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?  

(Source: College Humor)

Look at All These People Who Brought an iPad to a Concert [Click for more]

Sleek. Stylish. Thoroughly out of place.

IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]

I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.
- potentially-problematical

My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.
- Anonymous

When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.

- Anonymous  

If your emailing delivery system protocol is up and running on this here Tumblr blogging blog then deliver it to our inbox. We’re always looking to add to our IdioTech column.

Just Two Old Friends Talking Like Normal Humans

Super idea, friend. It’s great being successful and down to earth!

(Source: youtube.com)

We Found Where Cheerleader’s Keep Their Smartphones

Apple’s new iCameltoe.

(Source: izismile.com)

Jony Ive Redesigns Things [Click for more]

Jony Ive, the Senior Vice President of Industrial Design at Apple, is responsible for the sweeping aesthetic changes that will be introduced in the forthcoming iOS 7. Fans of gradients were pleased, very pleased. In fact, why stop there?

via jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com

How to Fight NSA Wiretapping

If it isn’t on the Internet, the government can’t find it.

Google Maps Found Bloody Dick Road

And then you’ll take a left onto Bloody Di-(cough) road.

(Source: reddit.com)

How the Internet Feels About the New Xbox One and PS4

PS4 Slam Dunk

Xbone Bold vs. PS4 Italic

We’ll Miss You Chief

IdioTech: Allow! Allow! [Click for full post]

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. 

A coworker responded to an Outlook Calendar request with an email that only contained “Allow.”
- willtravel

I was working in an Internet Support Callcenter, when the client told me that his internet wasn’t working, i asked to the client to open a new window in her explorer. She told me that she can’t open the windows. The reason, it was snowing outside.
- hyucillo

My uncle asked me how to save files on Google Drive. He doesn’t seem to understand that it automatically saves itself and keeps using control+s to “save” the document. The download folder of my computer is now filled with saved webpages that are utterly useless.
- batsingotham

Idiots, they’re all around us. If you know any then submit their story right here on Tumblr. We can all laugh at them together. 

Photoshop Live - Street Retouch Prank

You can look but don’t retouch.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: iPhone Case

Amir finally stars in a video that will certainly go viral.

Microsoft’s Chinese Windows 8 Commercial is like 50 Years Behind

I understand this commercial just as much as I understand why anyone would choose Windows over Mac.

(Source: youtube.com)

Aw Sweet! New Phone Book!

Now we can find the number to call to tell them to stop sending these. 

(Source: youtube.com)

IdioTech: Tigg ol’ Bytes

I was talking about running out of space on my laptop and my dad excitedly spoke up ” the other day I bought an external hard with a TIGGABYTE of memory, that’s a lot right?”
- Anonymous 

Submit your own stories and we’ll upload them to our Tiggabyte drive for everybody to see. We read all the submissions right here on Tumblr.