Humor Us - Staff Jokes [Click for the rest]
Famous people: they’re either weird, really weird, or Charles Manson.
"I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of gills."
He will find u and he will kill u…once he figures out how to set up the GPS in the car.