If they had sex with one another it’d be beastiality and narcissistic.
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Aww, man’s best clone.
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Wait, so can you like hear each other’s thoughts.
She was unbeliebable in Monster.
“Back in high school, I was dating this girl named Alyssa. Alyssa had an identical twin named Abby, and when I say identical I mean like they looked exactly alike. One night at a party, I was drunk and mistook Abby for Alyssa. The next day Alyssa called me for lunch, at lunch she asked me why i had sex with her sister, i tried to explain that I was drunk and thought it was her. After she screamed at me for awhile, she told me we were through and then proceeded to call me a pig. As she was walking out I told her Abby could have said something at any given time and didn’t. Next thing I know Alyssa has a pocket knife in her hand and stabs me in the side.”
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Didn’t see that coming.
Ugh, I can’t believe she’s wearing the same outfit as me.
“I hooked up with my lab partners twin sister and he walked in on us. It took me a good 30 seconds to realize he was there. We have to work together every day.”
His twin’s not mad about all the attention or anything.
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These are great, but I think I would have been satisfied with “Talk to the hand” being all 160 of them.
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
(Source: College Humor)
Memo to every other parent in the world: Step. It. Up.