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How To Record a TV Clip for Youtube in 12 Terrible Steps

1) Pause your tv before the moment you want to record.

2) Stand WAY too close to your tv. Like, RIGHT there.

3) Turn the volume way down.

4) Take out your phone and hold it at a 28 degree angle to the tv instead of just straight.

5) Adjust the focus until everything’s too bright to see.

6) Run a vacuum cleaner.

7) Hit “Record” on your phone a full 8-10 seconds before you start the actual clip.

8) Vigorously shake your phone throughout the clip. This will make the clip cool.

9) Laugh loudly throughout the clip into your phone.

10) Stop the clip at a random, jarring time before it’s finished.

11) Upload to Youtube and title it something unfindable.

12) Congrats! You are now literally Martin Scorsese.

If you did everything correctly, your clip SHOULD look like this.

Ever Wonder What Full House Would Be Like Without Michelle?

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Dumb Starbucks Update: Still Subject to Health Inspection Despite Being an “Art Gallery”

Comedian Nathan Fielder could serve up to six months in prison for serving un-inspected coffee (and pastries from Ralphs). So far he’s dodged that bullet by listing his business as an art gallery, but if you’re planning to get filthy rich by expanding into Brooklyn, you’re going to have to play by the book.

(Source: youtube.com)

5 Sitcom Problems That Aren't Funny in Real Life »
I am the one who catwalks.

I am the one who catwalks.

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They’re not going head to head, they’re going cheek to cheek.

They’re not going head to head, they’re going cheek to cheek.

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Insane Judge Judy Aftermath

Objection overruled.

(Source: youtube.com)

These Downton Abbey Fans Actually Think It's Called "Downtown" Abbey »
When Sports and TV Graphics Collide: What a Coincidence! »

CNN Reporter on a Contact High  

It’s now the Chronic News Network.

(Source: youtube.com)

Bruce Springsteen Joins Jimmy Fallon in a “Born To Run” Parody on Chris Christie

Thunder Road’s a little backed up.

(Source: youtube.com)

Definition: Falling so far behind on a tv show that the series ends up turning crappy and all your friends are making fun of it, so you’re now no longer motivated to catch up.
Examples: Homeland, Dexter, Weeds, 24, Sons of Anarchy
10 New Pop Culture Expressions We Desperately Need [Click for 9 more]

Definition: Falling so far behind on a tv show that the series ends up turning crappy and all your friends are making fun of it, so you’re now no longer motivated to catch up.

Examples: Homeland, Dexter, Weeds, 24, Sons of Anarchy

10 New Pop Culture Expressions We Desperately Need [Click for 9 more]

Disclaimer: Everyone was harmed in the making of these shows.

18 GIFs That Show Just How Hilariously WTF Japanese Game Shows Are

Alex Trebek Raps a Jeopardy! Category Supercut

Nobody spits hot fire like Trebek

(Source: youtube.com)