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Let’s go TEAM USA! 

Let’s go TEAM USA! 

Raphael and Sulley Stuffed Animals Are Pulling a Samberg/Timberlake “Dick in a Box”
Step 1 cut a hole in the box. Step 2 don’t give this to your children.

Raphael and Sulley Stuffed Animals Are Pulling a Samberg/Timberlake “Dick in a Box”

Step 1 cut a hole in the box. Step 2 don’t give this to your children.

(Source: reddit.com)

Ninja Turtle Meat
Kowaburger!

Ninja Turtle Meat

Kowaburger!

(Source: dailypicksandflicks.com)

A bio major has been waiting years to do this.

A bio major has been waiting years to do this.

Do It Yourself Ninja Turtle Ornaments
Jingle in a half-bell.

Do It Yourself Ninja Turtle Ornaments

Jingle in a half-bell.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Donatello Gets Screwed
Donatello doesn’t get shit!!

collegehumorclassics:

Donatello Gets Screwed

Donatello doesn’t get shit!!

20 Instances of Cartoon Logic »

Just because I’m livin’ hard doesn’t mean I’m not livin’ cute.

12 Gangsta Cars with Cartoon Themes [Click for more]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Fingers
Heroes need a nail file. Finger power.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Fingers

Heroes need a nail file. Finger power.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Vibrating GIFs Kinda Don’t Make Sense but C’mon Isn’t That Why We’re All Here

Shake it fast. Watch yourself. Show me what these weird-ass GIFS are workin’ with.

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version [Click to watch]
Take it or leave it, nerd.

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version [Click to watch]

Take it or leave it, nerd.

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version [Click to watch]
Come on, nerd. You still get to have Megan Fox in it.

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version [Click to watch]

Come on, nerd. You still get to have Megan Fox in it.

Ninja Turtles Theme - The Michael Bay Version

We’ve updated the classic TMNT theme to reflect Michael Bay’s changes.

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?


1. George Washington2. Abraham Lincoln3. Thomas Jefferson4. John AdamsT-5. Theodore RooseveltT-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt7. John F. Kennedy8. Dwight Eisenhower9. Harry Truman



10. Andrew Jackson11. James Madison12. Woodrow Wilson13. James Monroe14. Bill Clinton15. John Quincy Adams16. Ronald Reagan17. James K. Polk18. Lyndon Johnson19. Barack Obama



20. Martin Van Buren21. George H.W. Bush22. Gerald Ford23. Herbert Hoover24. Jimmy Carter24. William H. Taft25. John Quincy Adams26. Grover Cleveland27. Rutherford B. Hayes28. Martin Van Buren29. Chester A. Arthur



30. James A. Garfield31. Calvin Coolidge32. Richard Nixon33. William McKinley34. Zachary Taylor35. John Tyler36. Benjamin Harrison37. William Henry Harrison38. George W. Bush39. Millard Fillmore



40. Franklin Pierce41. Ulysses S. Grant42. Andrew Johnson43. James Buchanan44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]

Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?

1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. John Adams
T-5. Theodore Roosevelt
T-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
7. John F. Kennedy
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Harry Truman

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

10. Andrew Jackson
11. James Madison
12. Woodrow Wilson
13. James Monroe
14. Bill Clinton
15. John Quincy Adams
16. Ronald Reagan
17. James K. Polk
18. Lyndon Johnson
19. Barack Obama

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

20. Martin Van Buren
21. George H.W. Bush
22. Gerald Ford
23. Herbert Hoover
24. Jimmy Carter
24. William H. Taft
25. John Quincy Adams
26. Grover Cleveland
27. Rutherford B. Hayes
28. Martin Van Buren
29. Chester A. Arthur

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

30. James A. Garfield
31. Calvin Coolidge
32. Richard Nixon
33. William McKinley
34. Zachary Taylor
35. John Tyler
36. Benjamin Harrison
37. William Henry Harrison
38. George W. Bush
39. Millard Fillmore

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

40. Franklin Pierce
41. Ulysses S. Grant
42. Andrew Johnson
43. James Buchanan
44. Warren Harding

45. …Uhoh.

46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.

47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.

48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water
Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water

Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.