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Has a photo ever more perfectly summed up the younger generation’s addiction to technology 

Has a photo ever more perfectly summed up the younger generation’s addiction to technology 

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21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone
1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”
2. You plan your day around known charger locations.
3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.
4. You have tried to swipe open a book.
5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.
6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.
7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.
8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.
9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.
10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.
11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.
Finish reading 21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”

2. You plan your day around known charger locations.

3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.

4. You have tried to swipe open a book.

5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.

6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.

7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.

8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.

9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.

10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.

11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.

Finish reading 21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

These Headphones Seem a Little Off
Dr. Dry is the actually a pretty #dope rap name

These Headphones Seem a Little Off

Dr. Dry is the actually a pretty #dope rap name

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No, no, I think you’ve got this number JUUUUST right.

Finish reading Here Are the 16 Most Hilarious Ways To Respond To A Wrong Number Text

Finish reading If Your Fitness App Were Brutally Honest

Snapchat Founder Evan Spiegel’s Un-Apology Video

If only there was a way for that bad stuff to just… disappear.

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Here’s What Facebook Looks Like on a Ten Year Old Phone
To poke anyone you have to dial 9 first.

Here’s What Facebook Looks Like on a Ten Year Old Phone

To poke anyone you have to dial 9 first.

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Welcome to AT&T! Thinking about buying a cell phone? Relax. As tempting as it is to just drone on and on for the next 40 minutes going over things like” rollover minutes” and coverage maps, this time we’re going to just blow right past the boring stuff and get right to the features you actually care about. So what can owning a cell phone do for you, you ask?

Read If Cell Phone Companies Promoted the Features You Actually Use 

1. We are replacing the ENTIRE government — House, Senate, myself, you name it — with three sagely dudes in white robes with long white beards.

We will call them “The Three Clerics” or just “The Three,” and they will convey all government decisions to us through telepathy while floating in a giant chamber in the “Temple of Elders” (the middle guy will float a little higher than the other two).

I realize this is a radical, abrupt departure from our current system of Constitutional checks and balances, but I assure you, I’ve looked towards the future, and three vaguely-magical dudes proclaiming cryptic wisdom is definitely the way to go. Also they’ll have orbs.

2. All major cities will be renamed something cool and futuristic.

Finish reading 10 Things That Will Happen Before Every Futuristic Movie

George R. R. Martin Still Uses A DOS Word Processor »

Finish reading If Your Computer’s AntiVirus Talked Like Your Mom

No, I typed it right the first time.

Finish reading It’s Not Always Autocorrect

Conan’s App Review: Stress Relief Apps

Tech guru Conan O’Brien road tests highly rated stress relieving apps that allow you to throw knives at irritants, zone out to a Scottish brogue, or even get a massage from a virtual beauty:

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While you’re at it, bring back the old Facebook.

Back me up in the cloud, matey.

Back me up in the cloud, matey.