World’s Largest Lap Dog

He’s like a big, heavy blanket that you have to feed and take for walks.

Scaredy Great Danes

They’re not afraid, they’re terrified

(Source: College Humor)

Sky Diving Army Dog

This is exactly like the movie “Operation Dumbo Drop.” 

(Source: College Humor)

Dog Eats on a Little Puppy Throne

Who let the dog sit?

(Source: College Humor)

Let everyone know how big of a loser you are this holiday season.

(Source: College Humor)

Small Dog Can’t Pass Through Mirror Portal Because It Has No Soul

Now he’s doomed to wear embarrassing sweaters when it’s cold out in this dimension forever.

(Source: College Humor)

Puppy Shows Ice Cube Who’s Boss

He should be careful, he’s already a wanted dog for melting that wealthy old couples’ hearts in that botched robbery.

(Source: College Humor)

First it has to be processed, THEN it’s put in a burning brown paper bag.

(Source: College Humor)

The dog posted a similar sign about his owner.

(Source: College Humor)

They forgot all of their drug-sniffing abilities to learn this.

(Source: College Humor)

First-Person Stick Cam (Featuring Dog)

Now you can see what it’s like to be a stick without dying, decomposing and having your molecules recycled into other forms through the circle of life.

Corgi Riding a Swing

If God didn’t want us to treat our pets like our children, he wouldn’t have made them cuter than babies.

Dog is Too Street to Leave Street

Roads are dog’s best friend that they’re not allowed to hang out with anymore because their parents think they’re a bad influence.

Ebay Listing For Imaginary Dog

Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.

(Source: College Humor)