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Discounts are too good to be true!


Take $2.00 off the cost of any item when you spend $2.00 more than the listed price!

Take $2.00 off the cost of any item when you spend $2.00 more than the listed price!

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If Ikea Made Instructions for Everything [click for more instructions]

If Ikea Made Instructions for Everything [click for more instructions]

(Source: College Humor)

Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube
This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.

Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube

This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.

(Source: College Humor)


Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

(Source: College Humor)


Stop Workin’ Start Jerkin’ Sign


You had me at “stop workin’.”

You had me at “stop workin’.”

(Source: College Humor)


High-Heeled Flippers


Swim in style.

Swim in style.

(Source: College Humor)


Mannequin Dick In A Box


Cross your fingers and hope it’s a scarf.

Cross your fingers and hope it’s a scarf.

(Source: College Humor)

Open Hours Sign
Also there’s a key under the doormat if you just want to let yourself in.

Open Hours Sign

Also there’s a key under the doormat if you just want to let yourself in.

(Source: College Humor)

Ninja Exit Only
Got your own funny picture? Submit it to Collegehumor here!

Ninja Exit Only

Got your own funny picture? Submit it to Collegehumor here!

Hot Beer Sign
You’ll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.

Hot Beer Sign

You’ll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.

(Source: College Humor)

My dad walked into the apple store today and asked if it was the app store

Don’t Try On Condoms Sign
They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.

Don’t Try On Condoms Sign

They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.

(Source: College Humor)

20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)

#17 - More Flannel Shirts - There is no question that a flannel shirt is the perfect autumnal  attire. But you already own enough flannel shirts. You’re probably  wearing one now. It’s a really nuanced plaid that your mom says looks  great on you. And it does. But, you know what else? It looks good on the  40 other people in your immediate proximity who are wearing slight  variations of that shirt. For the sake of crowds, and gatherings of any  sort, let’s all just cool it on the plaid flannel shirts this fall. Go  put on a nice sweater instead. Your mom thinks that looks great too.

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20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)

#17 - More Flannel Shirts - There is no question that a flannel shirt is the perfect autumnal attire. But you already own enough flannel shirts. You’re probably wearing one now. It’s a really nuanced plaid that your mom says looks great on you. And it does. But, you know what else? It looks good on the 40 other people in your immediate proximity who are wearing slight variations of that shirt. For the sake of crowds, and gatherings of any sort, let’s all just cool it on the plaid flannel shirts this fall. Go put on a nice sweater instead. Your mom thinks that looks great too.

Keep Reading

(Source: College Humor)

Legit Drug Store
Just in case you had any doubt.

Legit Drug Store

Just in case you had any doubt.

(Source: College Humor)

Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign
"You know, just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment."

Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign

"You know, just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment."

(Source: College Humor)