His nipple is one of the 50 stars on the flag.
Wait, New Mexico Is a State?! [Click for more, but why]
50 states, kids. That’s what we got. It’s pretty basic knowledge. And if you’re living in this country and above the age of, say - to be generous - 10, you really should know that. Sure, the “Mexico” part might be a teensy bit confusing, but come on now. Be proud to be an Amurrican.
He’s a man of a thousand places.
Click to see how Obama and Romney feel about the states that were never going to vote for them in the first place.