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Finish reading —> The 5 Starbucks Habits That Should Be Punishable By Death 

The Rorschach Test of logos!

Finish reading If Logos Were Extremely Literal

Whitest Picture EVER: Girls Ride Their Ponies to Starbucks.
I’d like a triple soy vanilla latte with a barrel of oats. 

Whitest Picture EVER: Girls Ride Their Ponies to Starbucks.

I’d like a triple soy vanilla latte with a barrel of oats. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Dumb Starbucks Update: Still Subject to Health Inspection Despite Being an “Art Gallery”

Comedian Nathan Fielder could serve up to six months in prison for serving un-inspected coffee (and pastries from Ralphs). So far he’s dodged that bullet by listing his business as an art gallery, but if you’re planning to get filthy rich by expanding into Brooklyn, you’re going to have to play by the book.

(Source: youtube.com)

Comedian Nathan Fielder has Opened an ACTUAL Coffee Shop in L.A. Called “Dumb Starbucks,” allowable because it meets minimum requirements for parody

Go visit at 1802 Hillhurst Ave, in the strip mall at the corner of Hillhurst and Melbourne (you dummy).

(Source: youtube.com)

25 Photos. 0 Fucks Given.

Nobody gives a shit. Fuck it. Just do it.

18 Names Starbucks Totally Botched [Click for more]

"Yeah, I’ve got a double soy latte for Douche McGee? Douche McGee, double soy latte." Ugh, was it really that hard to spell Duché, guys? Get your shit together. Or at least listen just a little bit more.

Starbucks’ New Bathroom Policy Sucks

You should apologize for all the inconvenience you’ve been causing. The Starbucks staff gets even more pissed - Keep reading

I Wish This Neighborhood Stayed Exactly As Gentrified As It Was When I First Moved Here
Farewell, slightly gentrified, dirty-in-a-couple-parts neighborhood I fell in love with. Hello, sterile, impersonal, fully gentrified neighborhood of today.
I’ll never forget what a cool, character-having but still completely safe neighborhood this used to be back when I was growing up in the aughts (growing from age 24 to 28). There used to be three brunch places, one of which didn’t even have its own Yelp page (but us locals knew how to find it). Now there’s SEVEN good brunch places, and choosing between them is a big ordeal every week, and “Spoon” doesn’t even include a mimosa with their $12 brunch option, and stupid “Oeuf” ALWAYS has a big line even when I get there at, like, friggin’ 3:30. When did my neighborhood get overrun by these Yuppie wannabes INSTAGRAMMING their dumb food while I’m trying to focus on my review for my French Toast Tumblr? Keep Reading

I Wish This Neighborhood Stayed Exactly As Gentrified As It Was When I First Moved Here

Farewell, slightly gentrified, dirty-in-a-couple-parts neighborhood I fell in love with. Hello, sterile, impersonal, fully gentrified neighborhood of today.

I’ll never forget what a cool, character-having but still completely safe neighborhood this used to be back when I was growing up in the aughts (growing from age 24 to 28). There used to be three brunch places, one of which didn’t even have its own Yelp page (but us locals knew how to find it). Now there’s SEVEN good brunch places, and choosing between them is a big ordeal every week, and “Spoon” doesn’t even include a mimosa with their $12 brunch option, and stupid “Oeuf” ALWAYS has a big line even when I get there at, like, friggin’ 3:30. When did my neighborhood get overrun by these Yuppie wannabes INSTAGRAMMING their dumb food while I’m trying to focus on my review for my French Toast Tumblr? Keep Reading

Idiotech: Black Ops, Starbucks, and That Face-Thing Site
Welcome back to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
My dad just tried to mute the TV with my cellphone.-Anonymous
My grandpa asked me if they sold Folgers or Maxwell House coffee at Starbucks.-Anonymous
My father went to the store to buy me something for Christmas and told them it was cheaper on the internet, and he wanted the same price as advertised online. They refused to give him the same price so he went home and called “the internet” to complain.-Anonymous
Have your own idiotech stories? Submit them here!

Idiotech: Black Ops, Starbucks, and That Face-Thing Site

Welcome back to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

My dad just tried to mute the TV with my cellphone.
-Anonymous

My grandpa asked me if they sold Folgers or Maxwell House coffee at Starbucks.
-Anonymous

My father went to the store to buy me something for Christmas and told them it was cheaper on the internet, and he wanted the same price as advertised online. They refused to give him the same price so he went home and called “the internet” to complain.
-Anonymous

Have your own idiotech stories? Submit them here!

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

World’s Most Expensive Starbucks Drink

What happened to just plain ol’ fashioned COFFEE, huh?!?

(Source: youtube.com)

Great Review for Terrible Starbucks
Well at least the lines aren’t TERRIBLE.

Great Review for Terrible Starbucks

Well at least the lines aren’t TERRIBLE.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Jimmy Kimmel $7 Coffee Prank

You pay for quality. Sorry did I say “quality”? I meant “nothing.” 

(Source: youtube.com)

Angry Barista 
Someone’s having a bad morning.

Angry Barista 

Someone’s having a bad morning.

(Source: steveagee)

Oppa Starbucks Style
Ayyee, sexy latte!

Oppa Starbucks Style

Ayyee, sexy latte!

(Source: reddit.com)