Nobody gives a shit. Fuck it. Just do it.
18 Names Starbucks Totally Botched [Click for more]
"Yeah, I’ve got a double soy latte for Douche McGee? Douche McGee, double soy latte." Ugh, was it really that hard to spell Duché, guys? Get your shit together. Or at least listen just a little bit more.
You should apologize for all the inconvenience you’ve been causing. The Starbucks staff gets even more pissed - Keep reading
Farewell, slightly gentrified, dirty-in-a-couple-parts neighborhood I fell in love with. Hello, sterile, impersonal, fully gentrified neighborhood of today.
I’ll never forget what a cool, character-having but still completely safe neighborhood this used to be back when I was growing up in the aughts (growing from age 24 to 28). There used to be three brunch places, one of which didn’t even have its own Yelp page (but us locals knew how to find it). Now there’s SEVEN good brunch places, and choosing between them is a big ordeal every week, and “Spoon” doesn’t even include a mimosa with their $12 brunch option, and stupid “Oeuf” ALWAYS has a big line even when I get there at, like, friggin’ 3:30. When did my neighborhood get overrun by these Yuppie wannabes INSTAGRAMMING their dumb food while I’m trying to focus on my review for my French Toast Tumblr? Keep Reading
Welcome back to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
My dad just tried to mute the TV with my cellphone.
My grandpa asked me if they sold Folgers or Maxwell House coffee at Starbucks.
My father went to the store to buy me something for Christmas and told them it was cheaper on the internet, and he wanted the same price as advertised online. They refused to give him the same price so he went home and called “the internet” to complain.
What happened to just plain ol’ fashioned COFFEE, huh?!?
You pay for quality. Sorry did I say “quality”? I meant “nothing.”
Sometimes, you really need that extra scrub to go that extra mile.
Even more Super Secret Menus [Click to continue reading]
Starbucks leaked their “Secret Menu,” but the rabbit hole goes much deeper. We got a hold of their Secret Secret menu, plus the secret items of other fast food giants. Try these out, and let us know how it goes!
The water might be free, but looking like an idiot is priceless