“My girlfriend and I were in bed about to fall asleep, but she complained that she wanted to be little spoon. So, being the nice guy I am, I agreed and turned to be big spoon and what does she do? Farts on me and laughs.”
10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]
Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.
I’m not sleeping. Just lying down for a second. Not sleeping. [Click to activate]
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John Stamos’ Guide To Cuddling
For those looking to get close tonight.
“My girlfriend seems to think it is fun to spoon and then pretend she is a guy by having my d**k between her legs.”
John Stamos’ Guide To Cuddling
John Stamos reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness. Someone’s Full House fan fiction is about to come true. #snugglefist
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