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Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…
How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
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Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

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Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.
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Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.

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Why It Motivates You: Not all motivators have to be negative. If our country’s ongoing obesity epidemic is any indicator, the prospect of having something tasty to munch on is one of the best way to get us up off our fat asses. Think about it. If you smelled bacon cooking from the next room over, would you ignore it? Of course not. You’d drop what you were doing and immediately go investigate it because that’s human nature.

How It Works: Though most of us aren’t lucky enough to have someone wake us up with the smell of sizzling bacon wafting from the kitchen, we are lucky enough to live in a golden age of food laziness, and have easy access to technologies that can easily approximate such a lovely scene. Using food delivery services like Seamless as a template, the food alarm would have you floating out of bed like you’re a cartoon dog that’s just gotten a whiff of a pie. Just place your order and the time you want to get up, and the next morning, a delivery man will greet you with a bag full of deliciousness, instantly transforming you into a morning person.

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We use the term “working” very lightly.
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We use the term “working” very lightly.

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Click to finish: 25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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Cute Baby Can’t Stay Awake or Sleep

"Sure, it’s cute during the day, but at night…" -her sleep deprived parents.

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Secret Kitten

Behind every adorable kitten, lies another adorable kitten.

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Proof You Can Actually Learn Things from Books
Dreams can really come true! 

Proof You Can Actually Learn Things from Books

Dreams can really come true! 

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Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again

If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Meerkat Trying Not To Fall Asleep

Hakuna masleepy.

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A Conversation Between My Bed and Me »

Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

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LEVEL THREE: ADVANCED

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Finish Reading Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It  

Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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This one is a classic: Pack yourself a sandwich for lunch and eat it at your desk while pretending to work. Then, tell your supervisor that you’re going to “take lunch” and go take a 30-minute nap in the closest public park, bank lobby seating area, or bus depot.

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Sure, you won’t be able to lie down, but you’ll have the privacy of your own stall. Sit down, drop trow (to fool any nosy co-workers who might peer beneath the door), rest your arms and head on your legs, and catch some Z’s. Your boss is unlikely to ask why you’ve been in the bathroom for so long, lest you reveal the gruesome details of your digestive system. If someone does press you on the matter, tell them you think the break room coffee was poisoned and instigate a week-long witchhunt. Spend most of that week sleeping on the toilet.

Move on to LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It »