Ancient Guardian Doesn’t Want to Wake Up
Ancient, slumbering gods prefer to stay ancient and slumbering.
![Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/881f2fbb4c9edc52c569a569df75c096/tumblr_mmhziaE1J51qasthro1_500.jpg)
Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.
- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.
- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.
37 Reasons Teens on the Internet Are Absolutely the Worst
Teenagers are seriously the worst. I mean, just terrible. It’s okay, everyone has to go through their blunder years. But seriously you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your country. Here’s 38 reasons why.
![Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) [Click to watch]
Will Batman finally break his one rule?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/96247fb6291446c8886f5733066f2f09/tumblr_mlbiy5oljV1qasthro1_500.png)
Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) [Click to watch]
Will Batman finally break his one rule?
Woman Asleep at Improv Show; Cast Attempts to Wake Her Up
Who knew napping could count as audience participation.
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Just don’t set off a bomb, or else his snout will spin around to the back of his head.
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How to Live Life on Expert Mode [Click to experience the full power of Expert Mode]
An informative guide that gives new meaning to the term “Pro-Lifer.”
Neil Patrick Harris Has Puppet Lullabye Dreams
Things get weird when Doogie Howser goes off his meds.
(Source: youtube.com)
