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6 Things You Literally Can’t Even

1. BECOME PRESIDENT BEFORE AGE 35

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Legally, I can’t even. Like, if the constitution declared otherwise, then, like, maybe? But with the law being the way it is, I meeeeeean… I can’t. Like, I can’t with this.

2. BREATHE UNDERWATER

Just… no. With gills, sure. Or like scuba gear? Totally. But like, otherwise? I just… can’t. I’m… sorry? Ugh, I can’t. I can’t! I just cannot EVEN.

3. FLY

No, flying in a plane, like yes, but like flying, like LITERALLY flying, like… you can’t, like, you actually can’t even. Due to physics, yeah. Seriously. UGGGH. I can’t with this right now.

4. TIME TRAVEL

No, I KNOW. Like… I KNOW. But, like, I can’t. With time travel…. you can’t EVEN… It’s science, like, I can’t. H.G. Wells, yeah I know, but that was, like, fiction. And, honestly? I can’t.

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New YOLO Slang Words

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