We’re beginning to translate some of our videos! First up, Siri Argument! Or, La pelea Siri.

Siri is useless!!!

“My buddy sent me this and I couldn’t quit laughing!”

11 Things You Shouldn’t Do With Apple Products [Click to view entire gallery]

Siri Speaks Her Mind: She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.

Chris Brown’s Siri Ad

“50 Million iPhone Users and you’re the piece of shit I ended up with.”

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Great New iPhone 5 Security Feature

It’s as easy as getting a new phone every time you forget your password.

(Source: youtube.com)

Siri Argument

Don’t drag her into this.

Siri Knows the Best Place to Hide Bodies

Sometimes your smart phone is streetsmart too!

Siri Rejects Your Reality and Substitutes Her Own

That’s what you get for not being famous.

Chris Brown Siri Ad

She’s the most important member of Team Breezy, and she hates herself for it.

(Source: jest.com)

(Source: College Humor)

Fixed iPhone Rock God Commercial

No, Siri won’t email all of your contacts about your upcoming show again, asshole.

Notorious SIRI

We need to end this ios vs Android rap rivalry before any more text-to-speech robots wind up dead. My warranty is up.

(Source: College Humor)

And then he lived happily ever after, by himself.

Siri Argument

Don’t bring her into this.

Siri Recommends Escort Service

“One request. Can I call the girl Siri?” - creepy iPhone owner

(Source: College Humor)