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Printer for Sale, Works Terribly
Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

(Source: stream.pleated-jeans.com)

Thanksgiving ARR!!
I was driving through town and saw this sign. It said it on both sides.

Thanksgiving ARR!!

I was driving through town and saw this sign. It said it on both sides.

Room 412a: Shits and Giggles
So, it’s the women’s bathroom?

Room 412a: Shits and Giggles

So, it’s the women’s bathroom?

(Source: makemelaughblog)

Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM
It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM

It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Free Shrugs
A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

Free Shrugs

A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

(Source: reddit.com)

Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”
I thought oil was black gold.

Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

(Source: reddit.com)

Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign
Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

(Source: mintyarisato)

Unlimited Whore Service
“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special
Do I have to pay extra for that?

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Ease Off the Ass
"Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!"

Ease Off the Ass

"Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!"

(Source: reddit.com)

Bed and Breakfast and Fisting
The quaintest fisting you’ll ever receive.

Bed and Breakfast and Fisting

The quaintest fisting you’ll ever receive.

(Source: reddit.com)

Please Eat Disabled Passengers
That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.

Please Eat Disabled Passengers

That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.

(Source: reddit.com)

Toilet Out of Order; Please Use Sink
We’re really trying to piss off the janitor.

Toilet Out of Order; Please Use Sink

We’re really trying to piss off the janitor.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Cross Roads Leading to Brownsburg and Whitestown
Uh oh, looks like we’re driving into an allegory about racism.

The Cross Roads Leading to Brownsburg and Whitestown

Uh oh, looks like we’re driving into an allegory about racism.

(Source: reddit.com)