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Rough Love: That’s My Butt

The other day my girlfriend and I were hanging out and as always things began to get heated after a little while. We were both really horny so I reached my hand down her pants and started feeling around. Jeans are pretty tough to explore, being so tight, but her parents were home, so I couldn’t take them off. I finally slipped a finger inside of her and she whispers “that’s my butt”. We both burst out laughing. Definitely a keeper.
- Anonymous

Like many couples on here, my boyfriend and I have lick fights, tickle fights (he always wins those, and initiates them, since I squeak and flail when tickled), and the usual not-so-weird couple things. I’m pretty sure his thing about sticking things up my nose it pretty unique though.

- Anonymous

I personally like being slightly choked w/ a hand while having sex, doggy style.
- Shay

Don’t be scared… be like Shay and submit your RoughLove stories to our Tumblr inbox. The rougher the better as long as the mood is right.

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Man Stabs Friend During Threesome

They should have agreed on a safety word.

(Source: izismile.com)

Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]

I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.
- Anonymous

My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.
- Anonymous

After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.
- Anonymous

The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.

Girl Offers Her Virginity to Burt Reynolds

She’s a hell of a saleswoman. 

(Source: youtube.com)

The Morning After - Hot Girl feat. Jessie Cantrell

You’re perfect just the way you are, which is hot.

(Source: youtube.com)

I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]

My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous

So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?- naturegir

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Our turtle friend is obviously looking for the 8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style.

He’s tired of using his only move: Turtle Style 

(Source: youtube.com)

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You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

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Looks like something that could be worn in Game of Thrones.

Hardly Working: Sensual Harassment (with Amy Schumer) [Click to watch]

If inappropriate office romance is wrong, we don’t want to be right.

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The 1 Facebook “like” is all you need to know

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Animal sex is horrifying.

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This is just the beginning. It only gets weirder.