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Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.

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The men of Game of Thrones signed up for LuLu to see how girls from the seven kingdoms are rating them across sex, style, humor and dating.

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A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

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Open Season - The Rules (S1 Ep. 3)

After giving Eddie permission to sleep with other women, Andi decides to set some ground rules for their 30 day experiment.

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SPICE THINGS UP in the bedroom by DOIN’ IT WHILE YOU KINDA HAVE TO PEE!

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Position #2: Having Sex On A WEEKNIGHT

How It Works: Another classic novice S&M position. Just have sex however you want, but do it on a weeknight when you have to wake up the next morning. EMBRACE THE PAIN.

How Do I Know If I’ve Done It Right? You’ll wake up, look at your phone, not believe the time, convince yourself you have to be reading the time wrong, then after realizing you’re super late and panicking, you’ll throw on some terrible clothes and rush out, spending the rest of the day TIRED AND SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR SMELLY UNSHOWEREDNESS.

Finish reading 5 Incredibly Simple S&M Sex Moves for Beginners 

So you’re looking to SPICE UP your sex life with a little ‘S&M’ action, but you don’t know the first thing about how to incorporate ‘pain’ into your pleasure? Don’t worry! Here are some super light S&M techniques that anyone can do (sometimes even intentionally!) to help you work your way up, starting with just a little bit of mild discomfort!

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How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?
What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?

What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

Finish reading 5 HOT New Ways to Spice Up How You Listen to Your Roommates Have Sex

Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

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