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Be careful what you wish for.
How many octaves does it take to get to a girl’s heart? We have no idea. More Bo Burnham!
For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.
To the nights we’ll never remember, and I forget the rest.
Love means never having to wear a fancy bra.
3 MORE differences between 1st Date vs. 21st
Because when nothing was the same for too long, it was time to make a change.
Say my name. No, with your mouth.
The A should be an E.
I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.