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Time for some much needed biPARTYsanship.
Finish reading What Congress Is Really Doing Right Now

Time for some much needed biPARTYsanship.

Finish reading What Congress Is Really Doing Right Now

Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.

Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher

John Boehner Presents: Wrecking Ball Government Edition

He may have shut down the government, but he’ll never shut down his heart.

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The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate
1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate

1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.

2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.

3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”

4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.

5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

(Source: College Humor)

The Walking Dead Meets Congress

The government is deadlocked and there’s no way out. All in favor of being terrified? 

Prank News Network [Click for the playlist]

Discover how easily people will believe anything you say if you look like a reporter and you’re holding a microphone.

Hank the Cat for Senate

I like that he’s pro sleeping 18 hours a day, but I don’t know if I agree with his policy on attacking pieces of string.

Wikipedia SOPA Survival Kit

Wikipedia is down for today, here’s a temporary replacement.


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