Why do methamphetamine when you can just click “play.”
He threw out the first soul of an innocent today.
Critics agree: Real Life is even more suspenseful than movies and TV.
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.
Those are the eyes of a man whose snow balls are actually just chunks of ice.
Finish reading Ranking The 10 Creepiest Olympic Mascots
Which mascot would you most fear being locked in a room with?
18 Close Calls That Would Probably Make You Poop Yourself
Good thing you wore your Depends today.
1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.
2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.
3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.
4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.
5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.
6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.
7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.
14 Horrifying Mouth Eyes That’ll Chill You to Your Core(nea) [Click to finish freaking out]
Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.