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The grass is always greener WHEN SOMEONE ISN’T ALWAYS NAGGING YOU TO CUT IT.

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If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic
(Click for the Full SAFE FOR WORK CRAZINESS that we CAN SHOW YOU HERE!!!)

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic

(Click for the Full SAFE FOR WORK CRAZINESS that we CAN SHOW YOU HERE!!!)

Man, I miss constantly sleeping with models and not being lonely WHATSOEVER

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AMA and I’ll do it.

Finish reading —> The 7 Sex Moves for Redditors

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AMA and I’ll do it.

Finish reading —> The 7 Sex Moves for Redditors

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…
How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)
The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)

The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.
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The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.

Watch —> Dangerous Condom Applicator

Freshman-O-Vision - Things look a little different when you’re a freshman… 

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For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.

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CLICK TO BEGIN YOUR QUEST

Finish reading 9 Numbers That Are Even Sexier than 69

We’ve all grown up giggling about the secret definition of the number 69, but have you ever wondered about the naughty nature of other numbers? Well, we have. A lot. Too much. So to make our obsession less weird, we decided to publish this list of all the other known sex numbers. Enjoy it, ya pervs!

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.
ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.
 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.
 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.
ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.

ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.

 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.

 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.

ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie