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Read The Unspoken Rules of Attending Parties

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.
Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.

Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

Finish reading Honest Rules for Every Game of Darts

Finish reading Honest Rules for Every Game of Darts

You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   
Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   

Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]

Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]

NHL Referee’s Official Ruling is “You Can’t Do That”

It’s just- it’s official, shut up.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate
1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate

1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.

2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.

3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”

4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.

5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

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Very Mary-Kate: Drinking Game

If you can keep up with VMK then call an ambulance NOW!

The Most Important Rule of All 
"Hey y’all watch this…I’m putting safety first!" 

The Most Important Rule of All

"Hey y’all watch this…I’m putting safety first!" 

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The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]
Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.

The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]

Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.

Do Not Breathe Under Water
It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Gills.

Do Not Breathe Under Water

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Gills.

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TLDNR: A New Drinking Game - “Bartender” [Click for full rules]
One night a few months ago, a bunch of CH writers went out to celebrate Malibu Einstein ‘s birthday at a bar in Brooklyn. We decided that we should make up a drinking game as a present, so we went to work brainstorming. After a few false starts, test rounds and moderate alcohol poisoning, we had the basics of a game called Bartender. It’s a quick game that can be played by 3 – 10 people and, hopefully, will reveal embarrassing secrets about your friends. Here is how you play: 
What you need: Friends, Alcohol 
Before the game can start, the players must determine who will be the Bartender first. Odds-or-evens, rock-paper-scissors, etc. Someone must “lose” and have to be Bartender first. The rest of the players are Patrons. Now you’re ready to play! 
The Bartender first picks a subject. So in our example game, the Bartender says to the group, “I want to talk about bad first dates.” 
Next, each Patron takes a turn telling the Bartender a personal story about themselves within the topic the Bartender selected. This story can be true or false. [Keep Reading]

TLDNR: A New Drinking Game - “Bartender” [Click for full rules]

One night a few months ago, a bunch of CH writers went out to celebrate Malibu Einstein ‘s birthday at a bar in Brooklyn. We decided that we should make up a drinking game as a present, so we went to work brainstorming. After a few false starts, test rounds and moderate alcohol poisoning, we had the basics of a game called Bartender. It’s a quick game that can be played by 3 – 10 people and, hopefully, will reveal embarrassing secrets about your friends. Here is how you play: 

What you need: Friends, Alcohol 

Before the game can start, the players must determine who will be the Bartender first. Odds-or-evens, rock-paper-scissors, etc. Someone must “lose” and have to be Bartender first. The rest of the players are Patrons. Now you’re ready to play! 

The Bartender first picks a subject. So in our example game, the Bartender says to the group, “I want to talk about bad first dates.” 

Next, each Patron takes a turn telling the Bartender a personal story about themselves within the topic the Bartender selected. This story can be true or false. [Keep Reading]


Last week, an official memo surfaced revealing the nitpicky rules and conditions for the presidential debates, as negotiated and pre-agreed upon by both candidates. But just in time for tonight’s third and final debate, a few more rules have emerged.

- Neither candidate may “live tweet” the debate.
- Neither candidate may speak negatively about the other’s clothes, weight, or “mama.”
- The candidates shall not reveal any information regarding the plot of “Looper.”
- The moderator shall not interject or interrupt a candidate’s response with clips from any humorous internet soundboard (i.e. Howard Stern, Borat).
- Candidates may not toss candy into the crowd to woo voters.
- Candidates may not partake in a debate drinking game, unless rules are fully agreed upon beforehand.
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Last week, an official memo surfaced revealing the nitpicky rules and conditions for the presidential debates, as negotiated and pre-agreed upon by both candidates. But just in time for tonight’s third and final debate, a few more rules have emerged.

- Neither candidate may “live tweet” the debate.

- Neither candidate may speak negatively about the other’s clothes, weight, or “mama.”

- The candidates shall not reveal any information regarding the plot of “Looper.”

- The moderator shall not interject or interrupt a candidate’s response with clips from any humorous internet soundboard (i.e. Howard Stern, Borat).

- Candidates may not toss candy into the crowd to woo voters.

- Candidates may not partake in a debate drinking game, unless rules are fully agreed upon beforehand.

Continue reading

Pool Regulations
You should leave the pool before the end of time.

Pool Regulations

You should leave the pool before the end of time.

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]