Roommate Confessions: String Cheese and Hamburger Buns [Click for more]
Welcome back to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate.
You fed me moldy hamburger buns. I fed you my pubes. -Anonymous
Hey Alan, you know how I gave you discounted rent for the month you crashed at my place, because we were sort of friends last year? And you know how I didn’t even mind when you consumed my food and beer without contributing anything to the household? And do you remember that time I asked for a ride down the street and you tried to charge me ten dollars for “gas money?” Oh and do you recall that time I fucked one of your friends on your futon and then came, on your futon? Well I did. - Anonymous
I ate the last string cheese. Sorry man. - Anonymous
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