Way, hay we need this guy in the keynote slot at the convention.
What America really needs is a warm glass of milk and a nightlight.
Hold for purchased applause.
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Conan fails to point out that Commissioner Gordon wears a “Ruck Fomney” shirt for the entirety of the movie.
We all have our reasons for keeping our millions upon millions of dollars under wraps from the American people.
(Source: The Huffington Post)
Sheldon won’t be able to look at a pair of scissors the same way again.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
The Governor of New Jersey? With a tempter like that? Fat chance.
RightChange.org uses Dos Equis’ “The Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials to attack the President. Look for Obama’s response ad, “Hey Mitt Romney, WHASAAAAAAAP?”
If that whole president thing doesn’t work out, Maybe Mitt can star in an awkward reboot of “Punk’d”.
Romneybot falls in love with a Mid-Atlantic regional chain of convenience stores.
An epic new series about the only land stranger than Game of Thrones”; America.