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Did someone say “America”?

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The Maury Show is Getting a Little Extreme
And people say they’re running out of topics…

The Maury Show is Getting a Little Extreme

And people say they’re running out of topics…

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Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]
Our love for you is an affront to God.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

Our love for you is an affront to God.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]
Let us never speak of this again.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

Let us never speak of this again.

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice
The -az family has since changed their suffix.

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice

The -az family has since changed their suffix.

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The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Luke Skywalker Gets Baptized
Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.

Luke Skywalker Gets Baptized

Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.

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If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open
Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.

If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open

Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.

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I’m bored as hell. Like, I was looking forward to yesterday for so long and I’m pumped for tomorrow, but dude, today is B.O.R.I.N.G. I guess it sounds weird to say I was looking forward to getting betrayed by my best friend, viciously beaten, nailed to a cross, stabbed in the ribs and dying, but I did it out of love. Plus, I get to come back to tomorrow and really, really shake things up.

Man, they’re gonna be so surprised.

The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards

4. The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards

4. The Aggressively Religious One

I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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More Specific Wikipedia Warnings
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More Specific Wikipedia Warnings

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Epic Religious Facebook Rant Against Dude Wanting to Watch “Dexter”
"Why would you fill your head with such wicked ideology that tries to make a murder a killer. BURN THOSE DVDS.”

Epic Religious Facebook Rant Against Dude Wanting to Watch “Dexter”

"Why would you fill your head with such wicked ideology that tries to make a murder a killer. BURN THOSE DVDS.”

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