The Maury Show is Getting a Little Extreme
And people say they’re running out of topics…
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Our love for you is an affront to God.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/81400c2e19f63ea41a779640ee2ef056/tumblr_mi4k4fc6vy1qasthro1_500.png)
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Let us never speak of this again.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/9929fe3ba8289f1af8f6e1ae2b4bff91/tumblr_mi46dvpKX11qasthro1_500.png)
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If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open
Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.
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“ I’m bored as hell. Like, I was looking forward to yesterday for so long and I’m pumped for tomorrow, but dude, today is B.O.R.I.N.G. I guess it sounds weird to say I was looking forward to getting betrayed by my best friend, viciously beaten, nailed to a cross, stabbed in the ribs and dying, but I did it out of love. Plus, I get to come back to tomorrow and really, really shake things up. Man, they’re gonna be so surprised.
Jesus Christ
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![The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
4. The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.
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The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
4. The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.
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Epic Religious Facebook Rant Against Dude Wanting to Watch “Dexter”
“Why would you fill your head with such wicked ideology that tries to make a murder a killer. BURN THOSE DVDS.”
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