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The Ten Commandments of Reddit’s r/Atheism

The Ten Commandments of Reddit’s r/Atheism

Atheist Mingle

Nothing matters. Find your match today!

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Who Would Win in a Fight?

Who’s the strongest, quickest, biggest badass of them all? Start voting now.

Baker is Either Unaware or Just Plain Evil
How deliciously ironic.

Baker is Either Unaware or Just Plain Evil

How deliciously ironic.

Cool Grandpa Throwin’ Some Gang Signs at Church
Deuces, Baby

Cool Grandpa Throwin’ Some Gang Signs at Church

Deuces, Baby

Church Sign Speaks to Cool Kids
Whatever, his dad still pays his rent.

Church Sign Speaks to Cool Kids

Whatever, his dad still pays his rent.

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Finish the Flowchart: Should You Get That Tattoo? [Click for thrilling end]

Spoiler alert: probably not.

Jesus Quoting Yeezus

I Am a (Son of) God.

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Rosh Hashanah “Get Lucky” Remix

Mind-Blowing Fact: This is actually Daft Punk unmasked

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Yay or Nay: Is God Made Up?

If he isn’t, may he strike down the person reading this caption where they sit.

I’m Ra, your RA
Alright, everyone, thanks for coming to the first meeting for 2nd Floor McCullen Hall! Yay! I’m your RA. My name is Amun-Ra, but you can just call me Ra ‘cause I’m chill like that. Let’s break the ice with a little “Two Truths and a Lie.” We’ll say two true things about ourselves and one lie, and it’s up to you to guess which one is not true. Got it? Okay. 1) I brought forth everything in creation by saying its secret name, 2) I have a falcon for a head, and 3) I’m lactose intolerant. What do you guys think…Wrong! It’s the second one. I have a falcon’s HEAD for a head, not a whole falcon. That would look stupid. That’s also a lesson about language. We all need to be sure that we choose our words carefully and keep communication open. That way we’ll all avoid conflicts. Also, avoid using “angry” words like “stupid” in public spaces. That was my bad, there. But that’s also a lesson about me. Sometimes I make mistakes too. I’m a student just like you! I also just happen to have some administrative disciplinary powers, and the power of flight. And the power to create and destroy with a word.Now, we’re all living in the same space, so let’s try to respect each other, okay? When it’s late, keep the noise down. I know some of you are going to want to party, but some of us will be studying, or sleeping, or preventing a giant snake from devouring the sun, so just keep that in mind. Party smarter, not harder.You can also find a basket of condoms on my door. Those are for you guys. And they’re free. I’m not your dad, except in the abstract sense that I created all of you, and I don’t care who you’re shacking up with or whose lettuce you’re jizzing in to establish dominance over them. Just be safe. Safety can be cool! Finish reading

I’m Ra, your RA

Alright, everyone, thanks for coming to the first meeting for 2nd Floor McCullen Hall! Yay! I’m your RA. My name is Amun-Ra, but you can just call me Ra ‘cause I’m chill like that. Let’s break the ice with a little “Two Truths and a Lie.” We’ll say two true things about ourselves and one lie, and it’s up to you to guess which one is not true. Got it? Okay. 1) I brought forth everything in creation by saying its secret name, 2) I have a falcon for a head, and 3) I’m lactose intolerant. What do you guys think…

Wrong! It’s the second one. I have a falcon’s HEAD for a head, not a whole falcon. That would look stupid. That’s also a lesson about language. We all need to be sure that we choose our words carefully and keep communication open. That way we’ll all avoid conflicts. Also, avoid using “angry” words like “stupid” in public spaces. That was my bad, there. But that’s also a lesson about me. Sometimes I make mistakes too. I’m a student just like you! I also just happen to have some administrative disciplinary powers, and the power of flight. And the power to create and destroy with a word.

Now, we’re all living in the same space, so let’s try to respect each other, okay? When it’s late, keep the noise down. I know some of you are going to want to party, but some of us will be studying, or sleeping, or preventing a giant snake from devouring the sun, so just keep that in mind. Party smarter, not harder.

You can also find a basket of condoms on my door. Those are for you guys. And they’re free. I’m not your dad, except in the abstract sense that I created all of you, and I don’t care who you’re shacking up with or whose lettuce you’re jizzing in to establish dominance over them. Just be safe. Safety can be cool! Finish reading

God is Baffled by Pomeranians [Click to finish article]

God: “Wait…that used to be a WOLF? What the hell is wrong with it?”

Mormon Dudes Can Ball

And on the third day God said, “Let there be ballers!” And there were ballers. And God saw the ballers, and it was awesome.

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The Troll: Asteroids, Moons, and the Pope [Click for more]

The Troll: Asteroids, Moons, and the Pope [Click for more]

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