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Bioshock Under The Sea Parody [Click to watch]
It’s “better” down where it’s wetter.

Bioshock Under The Sea Parody [Click to watch]

It’s “better” down where it’s wetter.

7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for article]
On the plus side, that survival bunker you built doubles as a great party hangout.

7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for article]

On the plus side, that survival bunker you built doubles as a great party hangout.

Remember, if I win I get to unleash Armageddon
"And if I lose, the Mayans were wrong."

Remember, if I win I get to unleash Armageddon

"And if I lose, the Mayans were wrong."

Songs About the End of the World

Might as well face the rapture with a couple tunes stuck in your head.

(Source: youtube.com)

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The (End) Times of the Day: Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it appears you’ve been left behind. Not to worry — Rapture Jetpack’s got you covered (spotted in downtown Chicago):

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!
When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

[leeeyum.]

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The (End) Times of the Day: Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it appears you’ve been left behind. Not to worry — Rapture Jetpack’s got you covered (spotted in downtown Chicago):

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!

When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

[leeeyum.]

(Source: leeeyuck, via thedailywhat)

I mean whatever, I don’t even care if I don’t make the list. I bet the line to get in is really long anyway.

I mean whatever, I don’t even care if I don’t make the list. I bet the line to get in is really long anyway.

(Source: College Humor)

9 Post-Rapture Bumper Stickers on CollegeHumor

9 Post-Rapture Bumper Stickers on CollegeHumor

(Source: College Humor)

10 Post-Apocalyptic Pick Up Lines 
No reason to let the Rapture to ruin your mack game.

10 Post-Apocalyptic Pick Up Lines

No reason to let the Rapture to ruin your mack game.

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Wishing you a Happy End of the World and Rapture - from everyone at CollegeHumor <3

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