Merman is a struggling rapper who sucks at rap.
A song for all the shorties.
All MCs bow down, your new rap god is here, and he looks eerily like Mac from Always Sunny In Philadelphia wearing a cowboy hat.
Sergey Ivanushin has created a new category of hip-hop altogether called, ready for it… “cattlerap.” Take a hip-hop beat, and loop it over an auctioneer — brilliance. I’m predicting that it’s just the type of innovation needed to finally bring the Bronx and Boise, Idaho hip-hop communities together.
Book him today to perform at your wedding!
If I don’t kill you, old age will, homie.