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Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.


Do internet relationships work? – P.T, Des Moines
Internet relationships sound great in theory. You can spend 15 minutes perfectly crafting a casual-but-hilarious response to every message and defy the laws of physics with your biceps. Of course, the problem with all of this is that you’re essentially just dating a photoshopped version of someone. And everything thing that makes the relationship easy—like ability to have long, meaningful conversations with them while taking a shit—can warp you into the kid who treats his love life like a sexy game of Farmville (water relationship, wait three hours, receive boob pix). Want a pen pal? Go wild. Want a relationship? Keep it offline. Boobs look better IRL anyway.

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If you’re approaching a two-set at the club and trying to F-close how long do you cold read before negging to demonstrate value? – Ryan

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Oh. Oh, buddy. No.

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How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]
The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]

The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

Did Andre 3000 Write This Math Test?
How many dangerous lies and vicious rumors are there if Daddy Fat Stacks blocks his shine at the same rate as the bombs over Baghdad?

Did Andre 3000 Write This Math Test?

How many dangerous lies and vicious rumors are there if Daddy Fat Stacks blocks his shine at the same rate as the bombs over Baghdad?

(Source: reddit.com)

Screencap: How to be Confidential

Screencap: How to be Confidential

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

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Eagles Superfans Trivia Prank

We sent our reporter to the Philadelphia Eagles’ home opener and asked their fans a lot of questions. The only problem? Our cards had all the wrong answers.

(Source: jest.com)

Things Mitt Romney Did During Barack Obama’s AMA [Click to continue reading]

Things Mitt Romney Did During Barack Obama’s AMA [Click to continue reading]

How Do You Get Nail Polish Off Your Nipples

A Problem For All of Us.

How Do You Get Nail Polish Off Your Nipples
A Problem For All of Us.

(Source: College Humor)

Yeah Just Put the Bottle On a Leash and Take It For a Walk

Yeah Just Put the Bottle On a Leash and Take It For a Walk

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Move Very Far Away
What to do if you email Mom a pick of your junk.

Move Very Far Away

What to do if you email Mom a pick of your junk.

(Source: College Humor)


Sexual Orientation Survey Includes “Chinese” Option


And yet no politician is talking about Chinese marriage.

And yet no politician is talking about Chinese marriage.

(Source: College Humor)


Girl Needs Help Pretending to be Dead


You’ve come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.

You’ve come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.

(Source: College Humor)

The 16 Best Questions on Yahoo! Answers
A whole gallery of smart questions from the Internet.
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The 16 Best Questions on Yahoo! Answers

A whole gallery of smart questions from the Internet.

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Girl Unsure if She Looks Like Nicki Minaj


She’s a bad at knowing who she looks like bitch.

She’s a bad at knowing who she looks like bitch.

(Source: College Humor)


Does God Have a Flan for Me?


The answer lies within (the oven).

The answer lies within (the oven).

(Source: College Humor)