Conan O’Brien’s 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
Is Team Coco a political party?
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President Obama’s 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
Jokester in chief.
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Obama Has a Special Message For You
These state of the union addresses get better each time
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The Walking Dead Meets Congress
The government is deadlocked and there’s no way out. All in favor of being terrified?
![The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?
1. George Washington2. Abraham Lincoln3. Thomas Jefferson4. John AdamsT-5. Theodore RooseveltT-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt7. John F. Kennedy8. Dwight Eisenhower9. Harry Truman
10. Andrew Jackson11. James Madison12. Woodrow Wilson13. James Monroe14. Bill Clinton15. John Quincy Adams16. Ronald Reagan17. James K. Polk18. Lyndon Johnson19. Barack Obama
20. Martin Van Buren21. George H.W. Bush22. Gerald Ford23. Herbert Hoover24. Jimmy Carter24. William H. Taft25. John Quincy Adams26. Grover Cleveland27. Rutherford B. Hayes28. Martin Van Buren29. Chester A. Arthur
30. James A. Garfield31. Calvin Coolidge32. Richard Nixon33. William McKinley34. Zachary Taylor35. John Tyler36. Benjamin Harrison37. William Henry Harrison38. George W. Bush39. Millard Fillmore
40. Franklin Pierce41. Ulysses S. Grant42. Andrew Johnson43. James Buchanan44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE](http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1d8cf2870adc837df8720b75935ce42/tumblr_mifhqc5ZIX1qasthro1_500.jpg)
The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?
1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. John Adams
T-5. Theodore Roosevelt
T-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
7. John F. Kennedy
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Harry Truman
10. Andrew Jackson
11. James Madison
12. Woodrow Wilson
13. James Monroe
14. Bill Clinton
15. John Quincy Adams
16. Ronald Reagan
17. James K. Polk
18. Lyndon Johnson
19. Barack Obama
20. Martin Van Buren
21. George H.W. Bush
22. Gerald Ford
23. Herbert Hoover
24. Jimmy Carter
24. William H. Taft
25. John Quincy Adams
26. Grover Cleveland
27. Rutherford B. Hayes
28. Martin Van Buren
29. Chester A. Arthur
30. James A. Garfield
31. Calvin Coolidge
32. Richard Nixon
33. William McKinley
34. Zachary Taylor
35. John Tyler
36. Benjamin Harrison
37. William Henry Harrison
38. George W. Bush
39. Millard Fillmore
40. Franklin Pierce
41. Ulysses S. Grant
42. Andrew Johnson
43. James Buchanan
44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.
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Fired up, ready to get my groove on, comfy style.
![The Most Common Write-In Candidates
Me - I believe my 3.6 GPA, Spanish club presidency, and overall friendly demeanor make me the ideal candidate to run the world’s largest economy and military. People say I’m like really easy to talk to. If elected president, school will run on an “as needs” basis, marijuana will be legal, and Thursday will become a government-funded “Free Sundae Day.”
Mickey Mouse - The area now known as Disneyland used to be a collection of low-income housing projects, ridden with unemployment, gang violence, and drugs. When Mickey came along to establish Disneyland, he created a truly modern city with a bustling tourist economy. Who says he can’t do the same to America? He has promised to fund a commission of highly efficient wizards to replace doctors, thus, eliminating the need for healthcare. Furthermore, he will save endangered species by turning Montana into an Animal Kingdom, and fight China’s growing economy with unicorns. Sure, he can be criticized for Disneyland’s growing obesity problem, but would you rather have an obese nation wearing festive hats or a healthy one without unicorns? Think about it.
President Josiah Bartlet (from The West Wing) - Bartlet promises to distract you from pressing issues with his epic speeches while said issues work themselves out by serendipitous acts of luck or coincidence. Also, he will defend himself against any critics with awesome zingers.
Penis - I think penises are funny. I want my president to be funny, like Reagan. If these two are true, then penis = president. What will the penis do in office? Draw more dicks all over stuff, making congressional hearings lot more fun. Also, congress = boobs.
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The Most Common Write-In Candidates
Me - I believe my 3.6 GPA, Spanish club presidency, and overall friendly demeanor make me the ideal candidate to run the world’s largest economy and military. People say I’m like really easy to talk to. If elected president, school will run on an “as needs” basis, marijuana will be legal, and Thursday will become a government-funded “Free Sundae Day.”
Mickey Mouse - The area now known as Disneyland used to be a collection of low-income housing projects, ridden with unemployment, gang violence, and drugs. When Mickey came along to establish Disneyland, he created a truly modern city with a bustling tourist economy. Who says he can’t do the same to America? He has promised to fund a commission of highly efficient wizards to replace doctors, thus, eliminating the need for healthcare. Furthermore, he will save endangered species by turning Montana into an Animal Kingdom, and fight China’s growing economy with unicorns. Sure, he can be criticized for Disneyland’s growing obesity problem, but would you rather have an obese nation wearing festive hats or a healthy one without unicorns? Think about it.
President Josiah Bartlet (from The West Wing) - Bartlet promises to distract you from pressing issues with his epic speeches while said issues work themselves out by serendipitous acts of luck or coincidence. Also, he will defend himself against any critics with awesome zingers.
Penis - I think penises are funny. I want my president to be funny, like Reagan. If these two are true, then penis = president. What will the penis do in office? Draw more dicks all over stuff, making congressional hearings lot more fun. Also, congress = boobs.
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