I will now forsake my Jewish God.
If you don’t know which person that is then it’s probably YOU.
Beyonce. Weed. Yep I think we’re all set for 4/20.
On the surface it might seem like a great idea, but here’s why it’s not.
But, in all seriousness, time is just an illusion. There exists only the present instant … There is no yesterday nor any tomorrow, but only NOW. I read that on the back of a Pop-Tarts box.
4/20 is almost here and you know what that means: it’s the perfect time to take a quiz on the Internet that will tell you how much marijuana is in your body right now. Spark up another doobie and enjoy.
Throw some of these doobalicious terms around and people will just assume you’re a boss. Moving on to Step 3
I’ve seen a million movies and tv shows about people slammin’ the herb, so I’ve learned how to fit in perfectly with my fellow Harry “Pot”ers. Just memorize these five simple steps, and you’ll be a regular Cheech and or Chong faster than you can say “hand me that doobarino!”
Don’t worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
To infinity, and then another bong hit.
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You can do whatever you want, as long as you’re not hurting anyone OR EMBARRASSING ME.
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Comedian Will Hines puts those dirty hippies to shame (because they wouldn’t get to see Three’s Company till ‘77).
Even Tarantino’s face is a pastiche.