Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men
She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU’RE KILLING ME).
(Source: twitter.com)
Mother/Daughter Porn Duo Is a Pretty Big Nope
Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!
(Source: reddit.com)
![10 People Correcting Spelling and Grammar on Porn Sites [Click for more]
Speak better fucking-English.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/edb04c3db6c32ec9769f484e9f6a3eaa/tumblr_mlgvalwHz41qasthro1_500.gif)
10 People Correcting Spelling and Grammar on Porn Sites [Click for more]
Speak better fucking-English.
10 People Correcting Grammar and Spelling on Porn Sites
Some people just perfer their pornos to be clean, struck-tured and ALL-OUT-FULL-FRONTAL NOODITY websites!
![The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]
1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro
2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip
3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex
4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom
5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May
6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz
7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor
8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her
9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs
10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo
11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock
12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance
13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)
14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren
And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/79f2ccf01a9cdedbe711426ce5b6cc2d/tumblr_ml3rdhQ8kf1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]
1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro
2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip
3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex
4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom
5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May
6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz
7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor
8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her
9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs
10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo
11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock
12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance
13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)
14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren
And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.
Jesus is Watching You Buy Porn
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn’t get it on the internet for free.
(Source: reddit.com)
![13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]
PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.
Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
“College” appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason.
In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a8571aafd6e736db0fe8ee3ebc62c93/tumblr_mjv694BQhr1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]
PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.
- Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
- Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
- Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
- “College” appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
- The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
- A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason.
- In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue
Barbershop Quartet Sings Top Porn titles of the Week
This ain’t your mom’s Barbershop Quartets. We hope. Seriously, gross if it is.
Professor Watches Porn During Class, Forgets to Turn Off Projector
His class is really hard.
(Source: Gawker)
Man Robbed Of Massive Porn Collection
This truly tragic tale reminds us that there’s material goods, and then there’s some things that just can’t be replaced. (Also - even if you have a comprehensive, valuable, professional-level porn collection, you still have to stash it in a nondescript dresser drawer? Interesting.)
![The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/85a3353f7afc1995efd7aa0e7bf28724/tumblr_mgscvh4xnB1qasthro1_500.gif)
The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
![10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]
Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b208730d734bb93b16af2cc28505f147/tumblr_mgd8igGc541qasthro1_500.png)
10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]
Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.
